Conlang-Journey

A blog for the progression of my first conlang as a complete amateur :)

[ithelpstodream]

[conlang-journey]

Practise makes perfect? Trying to get good enough to make a medieval manuscript with my conlang!

[doitdesigns-blog]

Reef, acrylic on canvas Come check us out on Etsy! https://etsy.me/2Tz7bT4

[andtosaturn]

since people are asking, here’s a list of places you can donate to help the australian bushfires. donating literally $1 means you have done more than our prime minister. (* = can donate internationally; for the other ones you might have to google it) 

cfa (VIC firefighters) 

rfs (NSW firefighters) 

rfbaq (QLD firefighters) 

cfs (SA firefighters) 

red cross*

WWF NSW bushfire crisis 

WWF koala crisis 

St Vincents NSW (partnership with channel 9)

St Vincents SA 

RSPCA NSW 

i’ll keep it updated as i find more

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

Something interesting I just noticed about English:

"Do you want X or Y?" spoken with rising intonation throughout, ending high after the last word, implies "X or Y, or both". But with highest intonation on X and falling afterwards, it implies "X or Y, but not both".

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[nerdomancer]

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

This is how apparently

[severalowls]

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The swedes r like^

[explorerrowan]

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

[systlin]

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

[strawberrydragon]

This wiki article is hilariously salty

[strawberrydragon]

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

[strawberrydragon]

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

[strawberrydragon]

[strawberrydragon]

But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

[strawberrydragon]

Now this is Christmas.

[strawberrydragon]

I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

[krudman]

Why, yes. Yes, I am a character designer that works in the game industry. How could you tell???

[takashi0]

“SEXUAL DIMORPHISM? WHAT’S THAT?” 

[krudman]

[pipistrellus]

oh my god the pigeons

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

The best T. rex is nonbinary, guys!!!

[greer-art]

I support them

[brainscrewz]

rb if you’re a nonbinary dinosaur, support nonbinary dinosaurs, or if you really want some fucking fries

[skeleton-richard]

Here’s their current profile!

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

The field museum is fucking amazing.

[cirrates]

honestly stuff like “ash ketchum has been 10 for 30 years” isnt nearly as funny as all the events of the series taking place in the same year and its just been one hell of a year

[valtsv]

me: spare passion and creativity? spare passion and creativity ma’am???

my brain: but if i give it to you now then what will i keep you awake with when you go to bed tonight?

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[lotr4everhobbit]

[thenoldorexile]

Boromir: But… Aragorn: He’s a dick, Boromir. Legolas: He really is. Aragorn: Your dad is a dick too, Legolas.

[questions-within-questions]

Pippin: So we are in agreement, eight to one, that Gimli is the one person with a cool dad. Gandalf: Well I for one still belive that my- Aragon: Shut up Gandalf God doesn’t count.

[hillaryisaboss]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAKE. UP.

[astrond]

Never Again is right now!  Wake up and fight back!

[conlang-journey]

Playing around with some concepts! :D

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[gluten-free-pussy]

No gods. No masters

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

acting like polyamory will solve cheating is ….. cracked . lol. infidelity is rooted in lack of respect for your partner and a general absence of integrity and decency. cheating doesn’t happen bc u are Constrained By Oppressive Monogamy. it is a choice. and you are an asshole