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carla | 26 | she/her

[orpheusilver]

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i like it when women are evil im sorrryyyyy. like im sorry but i like it when women are evil 😩😖like i love it im sorr[remembers i literally love evil women] Im not sorry.

[vile-wizard]

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

[haaarpb]

she (peaches) watches me cook

[visualeffex]

my most divine

[visualeffex]

just a taste? (the lovers pt. 2)

[energyprison]

going back to videogames you played a ton as a kid is so funny cause your entire memory of it is of spending days and days on the first level of a game that turns out to be in total 5 hours long

[laserdiscsurgery]

[unsaelig]

Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

[dragongirlsnout]

When you drink a minuscule amount of alcohol and still get absolutely wasted: Night of the Hog

When you drink a ton and yet feel nothing out of the ordinary: Night of the Wolf

[dragongirlsnout]

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I'm somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

[negativeresponse]

found it grin it was a twitter screenshot but it has 15k notes on tumblr

[targetedknowledge]

[molags-balls]

Seeing a bug in a bethesda game is like seeing an SCP creature. Don’t look at it. Don’t approach it. Just ignore it and get away as fast as you can and hope it goes away.

[wingsfromwhere]

My main character on skyrim that i put probably 50 hours in when i was 16, had an ice wraith's head stuck to his feet after completing the entrance exam for stormcloaks faction.

From that save on i would have to limit my game time to an hour because the wraith head would endlessly generate ice fog and the longer the session went on the slower my ps3 became until eventually it took about 10 minutes to load his save and it would only be at 20 fps.

I had to call it quits for him shortly afterwards, but i always remember him because he was my main man and sunk all his points into heavy armor, smithing and two handed. Effectively being a human tank and smacking anything he didnt like into non-existence. I miss him

[elainiisms]

sorry i have got to be a weird dyke about this

[dykemcqueen]

the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it