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[connor-likes-dogs]

Y/N: My hands are cold.

Dabi, holding Y/N's hands: Are you fucking happy now?

Y/N: …

Y/N: For some reason, my lips are getting cold too.

Dabi: Fuck…

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Y/N: So what's for dinner?

Dabi, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Dabi: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Y/N: Okay, what about this one flying over there?

Dabi: Yeah, it is a bird.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: You know that it's Hawks?

Y/N: And it looks like he doesn't see this big, glass skyscra–

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Dabi: Go to hell.

Y/N: Living with you is already hell.

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Y/N: I think I'm falling for you.

Dabi: Then get up.

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Y/N: Dabi, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Dabi: Well of course I have.

Dabi: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Dabi: It's boring.

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Y/N: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Dabi: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Y/N: ...

Dabi: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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Y/N: God, give me patience.

Dabi: I think you mean 'give me strength', doll.

Y/N: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Y/N: Wow, Dabi, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dabi: We literally slept together yesterday, doll.

Y/N: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Y/N: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Dabi, in the distance: Or murder.

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Dabi: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Y/N: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Dabi: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Y/N: Everything.

Dabi: …

Dabi: Wanna talk about this?

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Dabi: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Y/N: Twelve, actually.

Dabi: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Y/N: Yours!

Dabi: That's right: no one's.

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Dabi: When are we gonna fuck?

Y/N: What?

Dabi: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?

Y/N: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation...

Dabi: That isn't an answer to my question tho–

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Dabi: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Y/N: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Dabi: I’ve never heard you laugh before, doll.

Y/N: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Dabi: …

Dabi: Sometimes I hate you.

Y/N: But you love me most of the time–

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Y/N: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Dabi: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Dabi: Hey, you wanna bang?

Y/N: …

Dabi: I meant hang.

Y/N: …

Dabi: Actually, no, I didn’t.

Y/N: …

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Y/N: Can you keep a secret?

Dabi: Do you know anything about my life?

Y/N: No I don't. Good point.