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[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[devilofthestars]

I have no words for this

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

FALLING. ASLEEP.

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[vile-black-bile]

Graduated on time last May and got into grad school just like this 😊

[support-your-support]

@banedegrassi 

[233333nonam22me-deactivated2016]

[outragedbird]

when you’re writing an essay and need to meet the word limit

[heyyy-its-j]

Alternatively, how politicians answer questions

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Pinnochio has a bright future ahead of him in the Republican party, with this kind of ability to avoid answering a straightforward question

[thursday]

Don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bobby.

[coltre]

I can’t imagine someone getting sweaty hands or feeling butterflies in their stomach when they look at me like I can’t imagine myself being the object of someone’s late night love fantasy

[superpringle]

We all know who the real lizard president of 2016 is.

[sixpenceee]

The Life in the Machine

by reddit user unpatriotic

This story was a top rated story. It’s one of those that make you hit an existential crisis. 

Being a programmer, one of my dreams has always been to create an original video game, something that nobody in the industry has done before.

After seeing Spore, I became intrigued. Here was an attempt at putting people in control over a universe. After looking at what made videogames popular, I realized the main aspect was control.

Keep reading

[ofstarsandhoney]

That’s some @sixpenceee shit right there 😱

[weloveshortvideos]

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[aaliyahbreaux]

IHTZ TEW LAHTE AHH WEH’RE FLYN AWAIE

[thursday]

don’t feed a guy a sponge, bobby

[ulibeanzz]

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[rainy-lyfe-deactivated20160219]

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

[thebootydiaries]

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

[wefangirlsdontcare-deactivated2]

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

[thebootydiaries]

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

[depsidase]

[kumagawa]

[reinamorenaxcvi]

Rockey science

[planets-stars-galaxy]

Tom Marshburn, an astronaut, forgets about gravity… 🌌

[maclarensgifs]