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“Have you ever heard the cheerio story?” Chandler asked, the smell of alcohol on his breath obvious. “So there were a family of cheerios. There was a dad cheerio, a mom cheerio, and two children cheerios. And they wanted to go out to dinner one night. So, like, they drove in their little cheerio car to the restaurant but traffic was bad and they had trouble finding the place. They tried to find a parking space, but like cities are shit for finding parking. Then they got lost. They went down one street, but it was the wrong street and then they kept trying to find it but ended up in the same place they started. So they stopped and asked someone for directions and this guy cheerio was like ‘Oh it’s near the theater’ and so they find the theater and then the restaurant and they go into the restaurant. The daughter cheerio wants mac and cheese, and the son cheerio wants chicken tenders. The mom cheerio decides she’s going to get pasta and then the dad cheerio picks steak. They ask how he wants his steak done and he tells them medium rare. So then they order drinks - which is backwards but whatever it’s a story about cheerios so that’s not the biggest issue here - and the mom orders wine and the dad orders beer and the kids both order punch. And the waiter tells them they have to stand in line for it. So the mom cheerio asks ‘Where is the line for the punch?’ and the waiter says ‘There is no punch line.’“
Connor cocked his head slightly as Chandler began his story. He knew that the other man drank a lot, but he didn’t think too much of it. He had only just recently toned down the drinking himself, when he began worrying about how it might affect Ellie and Brendon. He did his best to follow the rambling story, and couldn’t help but laugh when Chandler got to the end of the joke. “Can I ask if there’s a point to them being cheerios?” he questioned before shaking his head any amusement. “Anyway, sorry. How have you been doing? I’ve been kind of busy, I know. Between classes, supervised sessions and the whole parent thing ... it’s been nuts.” he explained.














