hello hi omg

paying forty dollars to visit the knife man and then getting really really mad when he knifes you

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[lizardsfromspace]

Hollywood execs responding to the success of Backrooms by trying to adapt more stories from Reddit, a website that the Backrooms did not come from, is p. good but my fav example of Hollywood leaping on a trend in the dumbest way possible is still when they responded to the success of Tim Burton's Batman by making a wave of movies based on 1930s pulp heroes. Dudes sitting around a boardroom telling one another that the children crave The Phantom

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[kushblazer666]

[slunch]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[1dietcokeinacan]

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

[sapphling]

getting diagnosed with alcoholism because of the scratch marks around my robot girlfriend's usb pussy

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[publicschoolstories]

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

probably a good thing this wasn’t at the school I used to teach at where the principal was arrested for embezzling school funds to buy horses

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[doublelp]