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gerhardtz

PASSACAGLIA [1/10]

mature • m/m • fargo (tv) • multi-chapter • 7k • for @constantcalamitas

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Patrick’s phone goes straight to voicemail. It has done for weeks, but his message carries his voice and so day after day Constant calls just to hear it. (2009 to 2012; Constant Calamita has everything, but thinks he feels nothing.)

posted for highly irregular fargo week 2026

#got so excited i reblogged this to main. so read those tags but THANK YOU WEN AND IM SO EXCITTEDDDD!!!!!#fargo s4 #tbr

vaultergeistripz

Fargo Year 3 standard edition DVD

Creator: Noah Hawley First Episode Air Date: April 19, 2017 Includes: 4 discs of all 10 episodes Special Features:

• Inside Look - 11 Featurettes

#fargo s3

thefutureiswhat

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fargo (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Rye Gerhardt, Simone Gerhardt, Bear Gerhardt, Floyd Gerhardt, Dodd Gerhardt, Otto Gerhardt Additional Tags: Drabble, Haunted Houses, Ghosts, POV Second Person, Season/Series 02

Summary:

You buy a house.

#!!!!!!!!#tbr

If they were other people, he'd probably reach out. If they were other people, he wouldn't have fallen asleep or Rabbi wouldn't have cared if he did. If they were other people, they wouldn't be out here at all.

In the end, if they were other people, Rabbi would look at him.

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#my writing #hifargoweek2026 #thanks again to myrtle for hosting it has been so fun and i cant wait to have time to read the other fics in the collection!#constant calamita #rabbi milligan #calligan #fargo s4 #fargo

hifargoweek

Halfway Mark!

Highly Irregular Fargo Week is half over, but there's still time to share your works!

The AO3 collection will remain open until Sunday, July 19, at approximately 11:59 pm EDT. Go forth and show those rare characters some love!

You can also share your creations on Tumblr using the tag #hifargoweek2026, and/or by mentioning @hifargoweek in your post. Eligible works shared during the week will be reblogged here.

To make sure your work is eligible, please check the rules.

OPTIONAL SCHEDULE:

📖 SUNDAY: Backstories 🥚 MONDAY: Characters with Zero Works 💞 TUESDAY: Rarepairs ❓ WEDNESDAY: Missing Scenes 🎥 THURSDAY: Movie Characters 🤝 FRIDAY: Never Met in Canon 🔮 SATURDAY: “The future is…” 🙃 BONUS DAY: Highly Irregular

robertfagden

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea

my upward spiral

a-book-of-creatures

tornado 🌪

OCCASUS - III - ACT III

"I will die anyway, you know." Calamita says, on the ride back to Kansas City.

(OR: He turns thirty and lives. That's the tragedy.)

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#my writing #hifargoweek2026 #ignore the fact that i originally posted this on the wrong account everyone say thank you aviva for catching that oh my god #in the car heels around my neck posting fargo fic 😭#fargo s4 #calligan #rabbi milligan #constant calamita #fargo

gerhardtz

FACEDOWN IN THE CENTER OF A LAKE; an examination of loyalty, complications, and games that never end.

a web weave for part two of metamorphoses by @constantcalamitas! here's to another year of calliganposting x

armin mersmann // dalton day // rieweyrs // fargo season 4 // helene delmaire // hedgie choi // john brosio // trista mateer // luca giordano // unknown

posted for highly irregular fargo week 2026

#so you know the peter griffith family guy laying at the bottom of the stairs in disarray dot jpg..... ME!!!!!!!!!#wen what on earth do you MEAN less polished this is tied for one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen... the other most beatiful bein #your first web weave of course OH MY GOD!!!#I adoreeeee how you integrated the entirety of the facedown quote into this because that truly is one of my favorite poems oh my goddd #and INCLUDING THE LAST PART OF CHOIS SPLIT OPEN!!!!! your brain is so huge. massive. it must give you so many headaches. can I get you advi #I also loveeee the coloring of this one its very wentastic but also fits the mood you set so so well because once more you are so genius.#and including parts of the original moldboard for the fic!!!! the amount of thought and carefulness that went into this I am just in so muc #awe. I loveee everything I love the fonts I love the photos of rabbi you chose I love him holding calamita at gunpoint calamita with #you are going to hurt me and its one of the craziest scenes of Them because why are they doing thattttt and the lake turning over with the #dog!!!!!! this is such a disjointed and excited reblog but know and thank you so so so much this means the world to me forever #both your friendship and your talent and writing and art you truly are the mvp of everything forever love love love xx #metamorphoses

thefutureiswhat

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fargo (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ed Blumquist/Peggy Blumquist Characters: Peggy Blumquist, Ed Blumquist Additional Tags: Drabble, Missing Scene, Corpses, UFOs, Season/Series 02

Summary:

Ed and Peggy bury a body.

#SCREAM!!!! so so excited for this I loveeee your voice for peggy so so much #fargo s2 #tbr

OCCĀSUS - II - ACT II

Ebal takes out his pistol. He taps his fingers against the chamber absently. "You know what that means?"

Calamita's sitting on the floor, leaning against the wall. Rather, that's where he collapsed, hand pressed to his rapidly bleeding navel. "No." He says.

Everyone else has gone. He supposes that they think that he'll die, and so they left him alone with Ebal, who, in a way, has become his maker. He is very tired. He knows that it's because of the injury.

"It means," Ebal says, pops the chamber of the pistol open to check the bullets before snapping it shut again. "That you have killed over a hundred people before you are thirty."

(The Milligan massacre.)

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#my writing #hifargoweek2026 #love love love to all #fargo #fargo fx #fargo s4 #calligan #constant calamita #rabbi milligan #grief lessons

thefutureiswhat

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fargo (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Satchel Cannon & Rabbit, Satchel Cannon & Rabbi Milligan Characters: Rabbit the Dog (Fargo), Rabbi Milligan, Satchel Cannon Additional Tags: Drabble, Dogs, Reincarnation, Rabbi Is The Dog, POV Animal, Season/Series 04

Summary:

At first, she sees in black and white. She is a dog, after all.

#oh my goddd i am so so excited to have time to read this!!! you always have the most beautiful and creative ideas i know this will kill me..#fargo s4 #tbr

gerhardtz

SPLIT OPEN IN THE ROAD; a study of cigarettes, the past, and signatures.

a web weave for part one of metamorphoses by @constantcalamitas to celebrate its anniversary (and a whole year of friendship) x

hedgie choi // vincent van gogh // rieweyrs // fargo season 4 // magicisalive // auguste levêque // margaret atwood // william-adolphe bouguereau

posted for highly irregular fargo week 2026

#OH MY GODDDDDDDDD #wen thank you so so so so much i’m sobbing im dying im freaking out #slept in today and waking up to this.. u know i knew it was coming but SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#you are genuinely one of the most talented people in the world and i mean that #obsessedddf with the colors and the painting feel of it and the way that you open the web weave with the painting section of the fic #i am so agog with this whole thing it is so so good the colors and the textures and the fonts!!!!!! neeed to come back and make a more #smart reblog later but for right now thank you so so so deeply for this and thank you so so deeply for being an incredible lovely and #wonderful friend love love love forever <333333 #metamorphoses

constantcalamitas

ekleipsis ||| rated e ||| 31.8k ||| for the solstice

"That's one of my worst fears." He says, which isn't connected to anything. "That I get you up to my room and I put you in my bed and you don't wake up and you start to actually rot."

Calamita watches him curiously, even through all of the pain. "What would you do, then?"

"I don't know." That's the fear part. "Join you, I guess."

(Curses run deeper than words on the surface. Sensing emotion and reading thought are one thing, being undead is another.)

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#anddddd a srb to part 1 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️#back when i knew how to make a graphic that wasn’t hideous…