Bad Example, Terrible Warning

An old. (she/her) Queer in more than one way. Deeply confused. IWTV/TVL sideblog: @do-you-find-me-boring

[merelyafigment]

never-had-a-sideblog-woman experiments with chucking my amc tvl/iwtv spam @do-you-find-me-boring going forward

[t33th-0f-g0d]

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to be an unsettling creature lurking in the shadows

[calleido]

[etchif]

There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are

[etchif]

This shouldn't be physically possible. Herons should not be this small

[carveredlunds]

And when I look back on who I've deceived — how I've deceived — how easy it was for me to lead a cult for four hundred years, to burn in ritual any who broke the archaic laws we lived by, I...

[peachyjude]

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[teaboot]

Had to draw

[merelyafigment]

Current evil brain + fuckass emotions = no writing happening.

Ah well. Miguel's penis has been spared the ice cube.

[random-brushstrokes]

Iain Macnab - The Sleeping Beauty (ca. 1950-1967)

[panteneprovcommercial]

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

[eggthew]

I am choosing to have hope

[64mpg]

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

[infertilityidol]

7 notes from mutuals is infinitely more valuable than 30k from the rabble

[infertilityidol]

gangs all here

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

their relationship was just right

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[theaawalker]

Alternatives to "Touched"

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When the touch is gentle:

»-♡→ Brushed »-♡→ Grazed »-♡→ Caressed »-♡→ Stroked »-♡→ Patted »-♡→ Cradled »-♡→ Rested against »-♡→ Smoothed »-♡→ Trailed along »-♡→ Glided over

...or comforting:

➺ Squeezed ➺ Held ➺ Embraced ➺ Wrapped around ➺ Clasped ➺ Pressed gently against ➺ Rubbed ➺ Supported ➺ Steadied ➺ Cupped

...or affectionate:

➵ Ruffled ➵ Nuzzled ➵ Kissed ➵ Linked arms with ➵ Nestled against ➵ Curled around ➵ Leaned into ➵ Rested a hand on ➵ Laced fingers with ➵ Pulled close

...or romantic:

̗̀➛ Traced ̗̀➛ Ghosted across ̗̀➛ Brushed against ̗̀➛ Skimmed over ̗̀➛ Lingeringly stroked ̗̀➛ Ran a thumb along ̗̀➛ Tilted their chin ̗̀➛ Tucked a strand of hair behind their ear ̗̀➛ Pressed their forehead against ̗̀➛ Intertwined fingers

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Follow me if this was helpful :)

[merelyafigment]

Don't delete all your wips when down on writing. That would be a mistake.