Bad Example, Terrible Warning

An old. (she/her) Queer in more than one way. Returned to fanfic after a decade away. Deeply confused.

[mephistopheles]

i dont watch it but its very funny to me that iwtv s1 episode titles are like We Burn Eternally Beneath The Hateful Fury Of A Deity’s Ancient Vengeance and iwtv s3 episode titles are like Cleveland

[lighthouseweeper]

Louis’ tale. Deliberate, poetic, contemplative, coherent

Lestat’s tale. “SOME CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED IN CLEVELAND!!! I WAS GETTING A BLOWJOB WHILE HALLUCINATING SOME FUCKED UP CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND oh sorry Christine, can you hold for one minute I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A SONG!!! ANYWAY IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT I MIGHT BE USING DRUGS TO COVER UP MY INADEQUACIES AND I just hate myself so so much sometimes. Nobody who knows my true self will ever love or forgive me… TOUGH COOKIE PLEASE STOP PUNCHING THE CAMERA MAN!!!

[theslayerfest]

“Give us a kiss.”

[hellboundheart]

violet was so fucking funny for this

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[svdcvnt]

“I Can Fix It”

Artist: Justin Novak 🪡

[natasha-lightwood]

daniel molloy was already fully committed to fucking around and finding out when he thought it meant getting saw trapped and killed without a trace in dubai by the guy who already tried to kill him once and his husband, The Devil From The Bible. now that he's immortal he's having so much fun with it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[waystar-royco]

The Vampire Lestat (2026) - Season 1, Episode 1

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[devilsminionbby]

when people ask why i was so excited to see vampire daniel in action:

[all-mammal-creechur]

Pebble Mouse Pseudomys patrius

Only found in Queensland, Australia. Like other pebble-mound mice, it is known for building shallow burrows with mounds of pebbles surrounding the entrances. This function is understood to be protective and collects dew.

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[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[marshmallow-dust]

reblog to tell prev its gonna be okay

[gremlininho]

be crimes do gay

[generaljenobi]