Come on snake, lets rattle

Tiff, 30, she/her Art Blog: @tippanyakii

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[itsgonnabeoak]

is this anything

[penandinkprincess]

i read the book years ago, but it's still very funny to me that one method genghis khan used in controlling his empire was to marry his daughters off as queens to vassal states and then go, "now since you're my son-in-law, you have to fight in my battles for me" and just put his son-in-law in a place to for SURE get killed, thus leaving his daughter as the ruler of her new land.

like ig unfortunate if you actually liked your husband, but pretty W circumstances if you didn't. husband's a dick? just wait like one or two sons and then papa will handle that for you.

enjoy your new queendom, baby girl <3.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#genghis khan inventing crusader kings meta???

@sharkiegorath don't leave this in the tags

[heroineimages]

I don't know if it's the same book OP read, but Jack Weatherford's The Secret History of the Mongol Queens is the book I know of that covers this. Strongly recommended read.

[allesiathehedge]

I love this 'Ralsei being a tree/root system under the hometown' theory. It does make sense a lot to me especially how he "teleported' between Dark Worlds and such.

And... Bonus (?)

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[working-on-my-backwards-walk-de]

[isleofthings-deactivated2025042]

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

[the-muppet-joker]

More like Kermit the SLUT put some CLOTHES on you saucy little PERVERT

[isntmoney]

Helen of Troy ragebaiting Menelaus at the dinner,

and Clytemnestra waiting years to slaughter her deadbeat husband with a face identical to the woman Agamemnon used to justify his war,

and Penelope’s plan being to lock all the suitors inside and set fire to the building,

and Circe turning all the soldiers to pigs and then offering one to Odysseus as a meal,

and Athena’s constant cameos of judgement

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[escuerzoresucitado]

[baedlyweathered]

hummingbirds want to do bug things and shrimps is bugs so they want to do bug things too... see also hummingbird moth

[teathattast]

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[minecraft-sex-mod]

just you wait, dude. just you wait