ConstantlyTiredPigeon

21+ with random posting times Basically a blog with wordy things that give me positive feels Mainly book quotes tho

[nessa007]

10 signs you’re in a healthy relationship

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[morganoperandi]

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

[40ouncesandamule]

Happy leap yeap!

[enki2]

[regionalatbest]

i think that the “i do not control the ____” memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

[mini-golf-champion]

I saw this and remembered that I had this thread saved in a folder and figured this would be a good time to bring it out

[matriarchyuzi-deactivated202508]

READ THE WHOLE THING. I cannot garuntee that you will be pleased, but I can guarantee that it is one HELL of a rollercoaster.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

I knew this in general but not in this much detail, fascinating. It’s an affront to all that is good and moral, though, that this thread includes no mention of the lobster cult

[lingi-15]

[kk1smet]

Babe

There's something tragic about you

Something so magic about you

Don't you agree?

Lately, all I have are wips that intimidate me, so I tried to do a very quick study to get out from the claws—ended up liking this quite a bit so I thought I’d share it. Happy Friday, everyone!

[sailermoon]

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

[robichuwu]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

NEW HOMOPHOBIC DOG DROPPED!

[real-doozy-deactivated20250514]

eyes are literally burning with homophobia

[perfect-puppy]

[hypewinter]

You know a job parents everywhere are always in need of? Babysitters. You know who did pretty good (ish) job on his parenting assignment, can be anywhere in the country in a matter of minutes, and is desperately wanting the new Doomed game? Daniel Fenton. You know who starts using this most excellent service the most? Superhero parents.

[ins0mniax-0nline]

Danny: of course Mister Batman Sir, I an stop him from sneaking out and patrolling for you.

Batman: hmmn. Robin: Father, I do not need a babysitter. I can join you on this mission. Batman: mmm. Danny: I don't know what that grunt means but my prices are 8 dollars an hour and an additional 10 dollars per escape attempt and if he attempts to harm me- Robin: Tt. I would not attempt, I would succeed. Danny: ahem. If he attempts to harm me then I'll add another 3 to 15 dollars based on the severity of the attack. Batman: What would constitute the 15 dollars?

Danny: Trying to skin me and mount me on a wall, trying to dissect me or trying to rip me apart molecule from molecule. Batman: It is worrying that you would only charge 15 dollars.

[alexsays-no]

Movie nights 🌙

Both of them with long hair..... yes

Study I did from se_5eeeee on Twitter

[witcher-trash]

Hello everyone! A friend of mine is working on her thesis about if and how Fanfiction can be used in foreign language learning. If you write or read fic in a language other than your mother tongue it would be great if you could fill out her survey here. Thank you!

https://forms.gle/WeGxnehPqqGAJmfP8

Final year Dissertation

Hello dear participants. My name is Tina Abbott. . Thank you for your invaluable contribution to my dissertation. This should only take 10 m

[fallingtowers]

"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[imchaotic-dontmindme]

this is jason and marinette but don’t ask who’s who

(nothing will change my mind)