[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love 

The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."

She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."

They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."

The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."

[queer-quilll]

This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.

[my-dailydreams]

[beardedmrbean]

[gingeremo]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

If you’re serious about change, you have to go thru uncomfortable situations & stop trying to dodge the process. It’s the only way to grow.

[thebootydiaries]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[loveridden1999]

important culture exchange happening rn

[jee-q]

eat the pussy with passion otherwise you bullshitting.

[lonely-night]

✨ 2025's resolutions ✨

[thememedaddy]

[aidashakur]

[caliphoria17]

insp.

[cr333st]

What language are you fluent in?

silence 

[daenerys-targaryen]

[curlsandstems]

Nobody is easy to date. Everyone has their insecurities, flaws, and certain ways of doing things that makes us who we are. Perfect people and relationships only exist on TV. The most important thing is finding someone who loves you on your worst days and will fight through the hard times.

[chasingthathigh]

[iwastoldbyapplecare-deactivated]

me

[forestlymph]

true I love this

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

I want this to be more popular than the why you lyin video

[blackfashion]

iconic.