What the fuck latanya

SO i like jokes like charlie sheen's current career

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[daisenseiben]

I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.

[pukicho]

offended a lot of south asians with that "naan bread" my guy

naan = bread naan bread = bread bread smh

Yeah bread! I want two breads, naan bread. I want two of them.

[pukicho]

Thanks man I thought so too

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[teathattast]

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

[benchowmein]

thinkin bout…salmon

[beardedmrbean]

[inthesensethat]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

[cryptotheism]

The idea that sex traffickers are kidnapping random children off the streets and brainwashing them is pure conspiracy with one foot in antisemitism.

[cryptotheism]

The vast, vast majority of child sex trafficking is done with the aid of a family member. Massive, organized child sex trafficking rings are a complete fantasy. Even epstein didn't have fleets of kidnappers. He had bribes, and access to desperate young women.

The insistence that sex trafficking kidnapping gangs are a real and present danger is conspiratorial nonsene. It is a belief on par with being worried about serial killers.

[itisiives]

By Mj.majcha on Instagram.

[straycatj]

かわいいのよ！かわいいのよ！

やきましゅまろぅはないけど…

Cute! So cute! Although there's no toasted marshmallow...

[cannibalchicken]

[akesi-waso-deactivated20231117]

my fav

[mapsontheweb]

Logarithmic Map of the Universe

[weltenwellen]

V.E. Schwab, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

[thedickcavettshow]

Basically for the past 100 years when a group of guys got together and started hanging out they would eventually form a band. This was when there was balance in the universe. Then at some point in the 2010s a powerful crystal cracked and a single shard was lost and then strife began… and now when a group of guys get together they form a podcast