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When I was a kid, I had the theory that everything was made of tiny grains of sand. But I was bothered that mayonnaise didn’t seem to fit my theory. So I chose to become a philosopher.

Berislav Marušić (via scientificphilosopher)

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she’s like a beautiful norse god come to life and she controls the cows

she’s actually Swedish artist and singer Jonna Jinton and she’s singing Kulning, an ancient Swedish herding call

vendettalee

will always reblog the ancient Swedish herding call.

flowury

this is It. This is who i WANT to BE

moon-pizza-action

My cat is so obsessed with this video

ruinedchildhood

sadqueerboys

best of torchwood → 2.04 | So many species, so little time.

#this innuendo though #still funny

6slut

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

debrides

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

androginking

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

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at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

priestessamy

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

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one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

alectually

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

emiliusthegreat

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned.

hexaviolet

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

wlwesque

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

wheeloffortune-design

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

damaramegido

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

blackkatmagic

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

min-sjel

the last post

dreamdwellers

Once I saw a pretty girl in the year above in her costume for the school play and I was so distracted I tripped over a bag on the floor

srsfunny

This Explains It

brassparker

my grams just called me TWICE because tr*mp’s interrupted her soap operas for like the fifth time with a press conference and she’s officially had it. there’s gonna be a revolution of elderly black women who can’t watch young and the restless because tr*mp stay butthurt.

brassparker

update: my grams just called me at work because tr*mp interrupted her young and the restless. “i don’t know why they gotta turn off my stories just so he can lie. he knows he doesn’t treat jewish people right. he wasting folks’ time. i wanna see if phyillis gonna kiss billy.” she’s this close to calling her representative.

typingtheworld

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thecatsinthecrypt

reblog if you ARE JEWISH, if you SUPPORT JEWISH PEOPLE, or if you WANT ALL NEONAZIS TO BE CARRIED OFF BY MOTHMAN

sagansense

A new year is here, and a new set of Netflix originals are on the horizon. 2017 will see the return of beloved shows Stranger Things, House of Cards, Love and more, but also a brand new offering from Bill Nye that could do some very important work. Set to arrive in spring 2017, Bill Nye Saves the World’s premise sounds pretty squarely aimed at Donald Trump:

“Don’t call it a comeback; I’ve been here for years.”

#BillBillBill

oldmanyellsatcloud

He straight up is calling the show “Bill Nye Saves The World”, jfc, drag them Bill.

laerugo

“Set to arrive in spring 2017, Bill Nye Saves the World’s premise sounds pretty squarely aimed at Donald Trump:

‘Each episode will tackle a topic from a scientific point of view, dispelling myths, and refuting anti-scientific claims that may be espoused by politicians, religious leaders or titans of industry.’”