ConsultingPiano

BBC Sherlock, Classical Music "Yet we are the movers and shakers of the world"

[captainhawkguy]

Chunk takes his education very seriously

[yoyosufo]

His name is Chunk omg

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[picklexpress]

Here goes nothing “press’s reblog”

[rosegoldcreature-deactivated-de]

S: My dear Watson, you are allowing emotion to cloud your judgment.  J: Never on a case. You promised me, never on a case.  S: No, I just said that in one of your stories.

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

When you have anxiety over something incredibly stupid and you know it’s stupid but the anxiety won’t go away

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[cowboyism]

someone: DONT PUT FOUNDATION ON WITH UR FINGERS

me: I Was Raised In The Swamps Its The Only Way I Know How………………………..

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[yesoknvm]

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

[consultingcollegestudent]

[forthefuns]

[consultingcollegestudent]

Me: -watching "Say Yes to the Dress"- WHO!!! CARES!! WHAT THEY THINK! YOU LIKE THE DRESS! IT MAKES U HAPPY!!! FUCK GRANDMA SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT!!

[consultingcollegestudent]

Rest of the World: Kilometers

America: No

Rest of the World: Celsius

America: No

Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week

America: NO

Rest of the World: day month year

America: No

Rest of the World: drives on right side of the street

America: HELL YESSSS

UK: wait

Australia: wait

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[askwattson]

Just gonna post this right there!

[straightboyfriend]

me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die

[theladyjojogrant]

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[consultingcollegestudent]

Reblogging every Monday