A Consulting Detective

I am a private investigator working out of the New York City area. I work for the oldest detective agency in the country, Pinkerton, and I now focus on insurance fraud, counterfeit fraud, and trademark infringement cases. I have also started to do undercover work. * My focus is on fellow investigators, detectives, and intellectual persons who use the power of logic and observation on a regular basis. So far this includes: *Sherlock Holmes *L from Death Note *The Original Spock *The New James Bond *Lisbeth Salander *Omar Little & The Wire *Batman And I used to live in Japan so you may see snippets of Japanese and random pictures of my cat, Detective Lola. She's a PI too.

[niceandpeaceful]

Please watch the video.

[destitutedandy]

Guys guys guys we really need to make this one thing clear

[ryujijigoku]

[kakaphoe]

Me today.

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[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

bran appreciation week

Day 4: favorite quote → ”It wasn’t for the murder that the Gods cursed the Rat Cook, or for serving the King’s son in a pie. He killed a guest beneath his roof. That’s something the Gods can’t forgive.”

[owls-only]

[thekumazone-deactivated20230319]

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

[raawrme-blog]

[coolstorypoe123]

Eve is having none of your shit. 

[hannigraham]

William Shakespeare, everyone’s heard of him. You’d have to be stuck in a cave on Mars with your eyes and ears closed shut to not of heard of him.

Adaptations of original works

R O M E O  A N D  J U L I E T || [read]

Romeo and Juliet (2013)

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

Romeo and Juliet (1968)

H A M L E T || [read]

Hamlet (2000)

O T H E L L O || [read]

Othello (1995)

A  M I D S U M M E R ’ S  N I G H T  D R E A M || [read]

Were the World Mine (2008)

A Midsummer’s Night Rave (2002)

Get Over It (2001)

A Midsummer’s Night Dream (1999)

M A C B E T H || [read]

Macbeth (1948)

Macbeth (2006)

Macbeth (2009)

T H E  T W O  G E N T L E M E N  O F  V E R O N A || [read]

A Spray of Plum Blossoms (1931)

T H E  T E M P E S T || [read]

The Tempest (2010)

T H E  T A M I N G  O F  T H E  S H R E W || [read]

The Taming of the Shrew (1994)

The Taming of the Shrew (1964)

K I N G  L E A R || [read]

King Lear (1971)

Other works that I couldn't find adaptations for

Sonnets

Antony and Cleopatra

Coriolanus

Cymbeline

Julius Caesar

Timon of Athens

Titus Andronicus

Troilus and Cressida

Inspired by Shakespeare

Warm Bodies (2013)

Isi Life Mein! (2010)

Hamlet the Vampire Slayer (2008)

Hamlet 2 (2008)

She’s the Man (2006)

The Last King of Scotland (2006)

Pizza My Heart (2005)

King of Texas (2002)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Shakespeare in Love (1998)

Tromeo and Juliet (1996)

The Lion King (1994)

Prospero’s Books (1991)

China Girl (1986)

Tempest (1982)

West Side Story (1961)

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[throknar]

[uncannyarchived]

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

[yuramectoo]

#plus every one knos batman is with catwoman

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Remember when

Smuts were known as lemons

Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )

Character x Character instead of Character/Character

Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos

Numa Numa

Naruto Phase

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Bring Me To Life amv’s

citrus and lime warnings

when fanfiction.net still allowed porn

when fanfiction.net still allowed original writing before the great fictionpress split

deadjournal

when livejournal was invite-only

cardcaptors a mystic adventure

aim roleplay

[spacedumpster]

when everyone had their own little fansites on geocities, angelfire, and tripod

character-bashing fic and anti-shrines

fanfic MSTing

save our sailors

the word “bishies”

AOL message boards

tinny background MIDIs on every page

"this page coded with notepad" and netscape buttons

"this page best viewed at 800x600"

"under construction" pages

[velvethorn]

yahoo mailing lists

fansubs only available on the subber’s IRC channel

fansubs only available if you send $30 for a VHS tape

no official release whatsoever for Japanese media

fanworks, especially fic, of Western media, especially print media, considered illegal and met with C&Ds

the gap between Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix

The Sentinel/Highlander/X-Files crossovers

"this is part of the [fandom/ship/etc] webring"

printing fics out because it feels more permanent

[palaceoftheprophets]

Having to wait until late at night to get your fandom on because that’s the only time your parents wouldn’t give you grief for tying up the phone line.

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

The signatures with pictures and moving gifs in every post on the forums.

[consultinginvestigator]

oh god im old #23forever!

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Timetravel Theories and whatnot..

[comrade-joestar]

Wait We are all forgetting the most important one

[consultinginvestigator]

fuck wibbly wobbly timey wimey, it is just some of the whackest lazy writing for New Who...but I digress the above table is nice to have

[sherlockundercover-deactivated2]

Doctor, I shall require all your courage and alertness.

Granada Holmes - Episode 1x01 (1984)

[bakerstreetbabes]

Happy sigh.

[rallyyy]

By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing

[slaughteringbunnies]

[lestradeisasilverfox-deactivate]

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

[itsawonderfulhealthylife]

Nathan Fillion must be protected at all costs.

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[yungbiochemist-deactivated20140]

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site