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[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Ladies, its time we leave these fork lift certified BOYS behind and get a crane operator MAN

[consumeconsume]

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[catchymemes]

[yassmines]

some random anon: hey i havent seen u condemn murder on ur blog? do u support homicide?

[catchymemes]

[officialfist]

@plexusfiend

[super-metroid]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

It doesn’t feel like any single person created this video it just materialized on its own

[automatic-caution-door]

[whoopsiedoodle]

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

[alphalesbian]

[schmergo]

Wait a minute, the three top-polling Democratic candidates for President are named Joe, Elizabeth, and Bernie. J.E.B... could it be???

[viinnttaaggee]

alright ladies its time to “omg i’m so cold feel my hands” your way into a relationship season

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

all in all its just another blart in the mall

[plasmalogical]

hope youre all here for some relatable content

[plasmalogical]

theres no feeling quite like scrolling through some random tumblr page, not even sure how you got there, seeing a post like this and going to reblog it and noticing you are the source

[ilearnedtoblossom]

The gun epidemic in America is really, really, really scaring me. So in honor of pride month, I suggest that the LGBTQIA community start rubbing our gay little hands all over gun culture. If we ‘ruined marriage’ for them, maybe we could ruin guns for them too??? Like after gun nuts accepted that even children dying wouldn’t make them change, Idk what else could possibly ever.

[your-raifu-is-shit]

Ask me how I know you’ve never interacted with a single gun owner in your entire life.

[goulashnikov-concern]

[pixieisonline-deactivated202201]

“But I can’t feel safe without my gun!!”

Yo ask a drag queen about self-defence they know like 80x more than trainers most of the time.

Plus you get to build a new bridge. We all know how much you love connecting with and learning about those you don’t understand.

[yourladyindank]

Drag queens are also grown ass men, and have more power in one thigh than I have in my body. Gun pls.

But also, I can teach the queens to shoot while they show off their moves

[pixieisonline-deactivated202201]

Self defence moves don’t always require physical strength. A hearty uppercut can knock someone out easily. And if they dont have a gun, that makes it easier to get close enough to use that move.

[yourladyindank]

Uppercuts require a ton of strength, they’re also incredibly difficult to land, and require a huge opening.

But if they do have a gun so do I. And if they don’t, well, I still do.

[amarretto-cowboy]

It seriously flabbergasted by these people (who i’d bet the farm have never been in a real fight) think it’s so remarkably easy to take out attackers.

I had one goon tell me not too long ago that anyone including a 100lb woman can take down a 300lb+ guy jacked on PCP with even the most basic of self defense skills

What world are these people living in?

[yokelfelonking]

They gained all of their knowledge from movies and video games.

[amarretto-cowboy]

Clearly

[kaldicuct]

@keyhollow I really need to teach you some BJJ.

[yourladyindank]

Pls

[theunconsumed-deactivated202107]

If you want her flat on her back with a behemoth on top of her, sure BJJ is great. CACC works better for tha ladies

[yourladyindank]

So BJJ for the weekends, CACC for business

[throknar]

@keyhollow

I mean, if you're fighting a behemoth, you are GOING to be put on your back, whether you know CACC or not. Might as well learn the art that specializes in fighting from the bottom.

But both arts are good. Learn both. And striking!

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Ive been considering a gym membership bc i do want to get a bit more in shape but all i know how to do/use is a treadmill so advice and/or thoughts?

[throknar]

@the-at-symbol

Yo, what are your actual goals for getting in shape? Massively determines what exercises you should do.

[ilearnedtoblossom]

The gun epidemic in America is really, really, really scaring me. So in honor of pride month, I suggest that the LGBTQIA community start rubbing our gay little hands all over gun culture. If we ‘ruined marriage’ for them, maybe we could ruin guns for them too??? Like after gun nuts accepted that even children dying wouldn’t make them change, Idk what else could possibly ever.

[your-raifu-is-shit]

Ask me how I know you’ve never interacted with a single gun owner in your entire life.

[goulashnikov-concern]

[pixieisonline-deactivated202201]

“But I can’t feel safe without my gun!!”

Yo ask a drag queen about self-defence they know like 80x more than trainers most of the time.

Plus you get to build a new bridge. We all know how much you love connecting with and learning about those you don’t understand.

[yourladyindank]

Drag queens are also grown ass men, and have more power in one thigh than I have in my body. Gun pls.

But also, I can teach the queens to shoot while they show off their moves

[pixieisonline-deactivated202201]

Self defence moves don’t always require physical strength. A hearty uppercut can knock someone out easily. And if they dont have a gun, that makes it easier to get close enough to use that move.

[yourladyindank]

Uppercuts require a ton of strength, they’re also incredibly difficult to land, and require a huge opening.

But if they do have a gun so do I. And if they don’t, well, I still do.

[amarretto-cowboy]

It seriously flabbergasted by these people (who i’d bet the farm have never been in a real fight) think it’s so remarkably easy to take out attackers.

I had one goon tell me not too long ago that anyone including a 100lb woman can take down a 300lb+ guy jacked on PCP with even the most basic of self defense skills

What world are these people living in?

[yokelfelonking]

They gained all of their knowledge from movies and video games.

[amarretto-cowboy]

Clearly

[kaldicuct]

@keyhollow I really need to teach you some BJJ.

[yourladyindank]

Pls

[theunconsumed-deactivated202107]

If you want her flat on her back with a behemoth on top of her, sure BJJ is great. CACC works better for tha ladies

[yourladyindank]

So BJJ for the weekends, CACC for business

[tradchad-eternal]