Blink and get deducted. @consultingironman - Tumblr Blog

Saw Gerrera used to say one fighter with a sharp stick and nothing left to lose can take the day. They have no idea we’re coming. They have no reason to expect us. If we can make it to the ground we’ll take the next chance, and the next. On and on until we win… or the chances are spent.

bjulija

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

bjulija

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

belltrix-deactivated20180710

“Yes, sir.” “There’s no need to call me ‘sir’, Professor.”

travelinfolkie-deactivated20210

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

the-korova-milk-bar

*goes to bed listening to the ramones* *wakes up wearing a leather jacket*

bryonybeatricetemple

*goes to bed listening to Led Zeppelin* *wakes up with the sexiest hair ever*

okspoks69

*goes to the bed listening to Red hot chili peppers* *wakes up wearing only a sock*

joeybelladonna

*Goes to bed listening to Megadeth* *Wakes up dead*

talklngheads-deactivated2021082

*goes to bed listening to Queen*

*wakes up wearing a silvery glittery unitard*

bluutsauger-deactivated20171124

*goes to bed listening to Pink Floyd*

*wakes up woke*

aclockworkqueen

*goes to bed listening to The Beatles*

*wakes up with a bowl cut*

take-their-fucking-heads

*goes to bed listening to Metallica*

*sleeps with one eye open*

silver-scream

*goes to bed listening to Green Day*

*wakes up in October 1st*

littlestarfucker

*goes to bed listening to The Rolling Stones* *wakes up strung out in an hourly motel*

s-trawbie

*Goes to bed listening to Janis Joplin* *Wakes up in Woodstock with no bra, and no memory*

duffinitely

*goes to bed listening to Guns N’ Roses* *doesn’t wake up because hey you caught me in a coma and I don’t think I wanna ever come back to this world again*

fabulousfreddiemercury

*goes to bed listening David Bowie*

*Wakes up without eyebrows*

all-we-hear-is-radio-ga-ga

*goes to bed listening to Poison*

*wakes up gay*

dazzleshot

*goes to bed listening to Japan*

*wakes up with the ghosts of my life*

dead-finks-deactivated20190116

*goes to bed listening to evanescence*

*CANT WAKE UP*

officialdavidb0wie

*goes to bed listening to arctic monkeys*

*wakes up with a cigarette in the mouth*

mrsbrianjohnson

*goes to bed listening to AC/DC*

*wakes up wearing a school uniform*

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

*goes to bed listening to shostakovich*

*wakes up with a thorough thirst to beat the fuck outta stalin*

hexaviolet

*goes to bed listening to schoenberg* *wakes up as a tone row*

justin-scott

*goes to bed listening to John Cage* * *

garnetrena

Eurovision 2016 Text Post Meme

Bonus:

dacasyo

iconic

sindri42

So you remember the firebender prison? And how Zuko kept his bending at full strength when he was put in the freezer box, which disabled anybody else put in there? That’s because Iroh taught him that airbender trick, just like later he taught him waterbending moves to deal with lightning. Iroh was secretly master of all four elements and passed it on to Zuko without him noticing.

orangeisthenewblue

#iroh was proof that the avatar might be able to BEND all the elements but, any bender can use the techniques of the other elements to support and further their own native element, because all of nature is connected, the avatar is the truest form of that connection but the failure was in believing that, the existence of the avatar meant the other elements were considered harmonious but disparate(x)

aangtics

^^^bingo

mymodernmet

Playful Seniors Wear Organic Materials to Personify Nature

strongbowdarkfruit

i can’t wait to be a playful senior

oliviawhen

I did some physical therapy for my wrist this year & I haven’t had pain in 3 months now! I thought I’d share some tips I learned.

urtotallynotpunkrock

my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Hunchback of Notre Dame pitch meeting

“I’m talking SEXUAL LUST. I’m talking GENOCIDE. I’m talking heavy RELIGIOUS OVERTONES. also there’s gonna be a George Costanza gargoyle for the kiddos”

coolaftbh-deactivated20190813

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.