Allegro non Troppo

Music lover, adventurer, eagle scout, and freemason. Occasional arranger of words.

[void-official]

i’ve had really intense conversations w/other millennials about how Spongebob Squarepants was literally one of the smartest shows on television bc it used its absurdist narrative to explain adult concepts to children while also pointing out how Dumb and Pointless adult society is so how you should just have fun with your friends and do what you like

when I was growing up every single fucking adult I spoke to HATED spongebob squarepants. there were entire articles written about how spongebob squarepants killed brain cells and this fuFkcng yellow sponge was teaching kids to be Gay and looking back at the Spongebob Scare is still the funniest shit ever because they were literally SO mad that every single kid loved this fucking happy yellow sponge and his sea critter friends, they never even noticed the dirty jokes or commentary on capitalism they were just mad because they thought Spongebob Squarepants was turning us Gay and also killing us slowly

it was Wild

[aeternalslime-deactivated202110]

well in their defense a lot of us are gay now

[classical-crap]

you:

me, an intellectual: 

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[trinklied]

everytime someone brings up this kinda trope, i always think of this scene

[astralika-deactivated20181218]

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

[samael]

a personal favourite from my childhood

[sirterrypratchett]

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

[irentmylife]

*snaps fingers frenetically*

[helshades]

‘If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you’re going to die. So they’ll talk. They’ll gloat.

They’ll watch you squirm. They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.’

@sirterrypratchett, how about this one?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“If we kill him he wins”

“No he doesn’t

He doesn’t anything

He’s dead”

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

[justbadpuns]

Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn’t know how long the sentence would be!

[mysharona1987]

Book store signs.

[ceo-of-catgirls]

Things That Strike Fear Into the Hearts of D&D Players

- When you’re travelling and the DM asks what your passive perception is, then starts looking at charts

- “Make a wisdom save.” “What for?” “You’ll see.”

- When the rest of the party agrees to a plan that the DM has heavily implied will end poorly

- When the DM winces after rolling damage

- When the DM says “You feel compelled to…” and you realize you failed that wisdom save earlier

- “Next session is going to be a lot of fun.”

- “I’m not quite sure if I balanced this fight properly, but we’ll see how it goes.”

- “Are you sure you wish to proceed?”

[classic-jenny]

[polomz]

Hey Do You Know Bill Wurtz?

Yeah, that’s the guy who made History of Japan, that really popular pit of memes. I’m probably not the only person that really wants him to make more shit, but that’s gonna be hard.

If you haven’t heard of this thing yet, it’s called patreon. See how he gets only 72 bucks a month for stuff from 26 people?

These are his views on the History of Japan video. Bill Wurtz deserves to have more support for the stuff that he is doing, and he should be able to make a decent living out of this entertainment. I would appreciate if you either reblogged or donated to his patreon: http://patreon.com/billwurtz

I don’t even know Bill Wurtz personally but he needs more support

[shining-supernova]

Support bill wurtz Support the Meme Economy

[nomuru2d]

support bill wurtz so he can

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Alma Books to give away five of their beautiful Alma Classics Evergreens editions (pictured above)! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on June 4, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Alma Books has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[macrolit]

We’re choosing a random winner in two days, so reblog now! Yes, you can reblog this up to five times. =D

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Alma Books to give away five of their beautiful Alma Classics Evergreens editions (pictured above)! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on June 4, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Alma Books has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[macrolit]

We’re choosing a random winner in two days, so reblog now! Yes, you can reblog this up to five times. =D

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Alma Books to give away five of their beautiful Alma Classics Evergreens editions (pictured above)! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on June 4, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Alma Books has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[macrolit]

We’re choosing a random winner in two days, so reblog now! Yes, you can reblog this up to five times. =D

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Alma Books to give away five of their beautiful Alma Classics Evergreens editions (pictured above)! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on June 4, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Alma Books has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[macrolit]

We’re choosing a random winner in two days, so reblog now! Yes, you can reblog this up to five times. =D

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Alma Books to give away five of their beautiful Alma Classics Evergreens editions (pictured above)! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on June 4, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Alma Books has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[macrolit]

We’re choosing a random winner in two days, so reblog now! Yes, you can reblog this up to five times. =D

[princexuko]

Avatar: the Last Airbender ↳ original soundtrack by The Track Team

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

as a classical music enthusiast i find it fucking hilarious when youtubers do the tmi tag and answer the question “do you prefer loud or soft music” with “i like bands who do both” as if it’s the edgiest answer ever like yes we’ve been doing that for centuries sometimes we even have multiple different volumes IN THE SAME PIECE!!!!

[theclosetpianist-deactivated202]

The modes: a summary

Ionian: major Lydian: major on crack Mixolydian: major on weed Aeolian: minor Phrygian: minor on crack Dorian: major and minor doing weed together Locrian: weed on crack