AD80

The kind of stuff you’ll throw away.. I’ll buy on eBay.

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

I have a question, just a warning it’s political.

Sooo do you guys consider alt belifs to be somewhat subjective or ever changing?

Bc from what I’ve observed alternative beliefs are things that are outside the societal norms.

Like for example on a platform like tumblr where having liberal views is way more common than conservative—from what I’ve seen at least— would conservatism or whatever be considered alternative?

Yk since here specifically that’s not very widely practiced?

I’m not saying this in like a far right kinda way I’m just genuinely curious and thought I’d ask

Poll

Yeah

No

I’ll think abt it

Other (pls explain)

Results

Voting ended onAug 2

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

My childhood movies that made me who I am getting brutally roasted in a YouTube video is devastating

[milletude]

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

I just topped her w a spray finish so now I’m just going to let it sit and hope that the paint doesn’t melt off 💔

Any tips?

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

Had some extra paint and painted my bed post and I dunno what to do w it

I should..

Add stems n make em melons 🍈

Try n make bubbles

Add stripes and make em melons 🍉

Leave em be

Make them both kinds of melons

Results💭

Voting ended onJul 30

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cygnahime]

Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.

This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?

[specificwatcher]

Hanahaki, but it's a child that feels neglected by their parents.

Hanahaki, but it's someone whose friends have started ghosting them.

Hanahaki, someone's wife is cheating on them.

Hanahaki, the disease that gives you three options: confront your feelings, destroy the love you hold for someone or perish choking on roses.

[totally-cis-offical]

Imagine this for transness

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Hanahaki but it’s your body desperately needing you to love and care for it while your mind is trapped in the body that doesn’t fit, that’s wrong as it destroys you from the inside out the longer you aren’t able to get help to make your body feel like you

[s1lentpine]

POV: Your horrible mentor is in a situationship with your older brother figure

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Round 2

7up VS Barq's Root Beer

7up

Barq's Root Beer

Voting ended onJun 15

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

This is possibly the worst thing to ever happen in tumblr history.

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

Working on this apple jar thing for my friend and I was wondering if I should make the seeds black or brown 🤔

Should the seeds b black or brown

Black!

Brown!

Voting ended onJul 21

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

Fly high king, there's always a next year

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

There’s no bigger pain than thinking you found like a secret double life fic (which r peak fiction btw) but it’s just omegaverse. It’s always just omegaverse.

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

I hate it when there’s not enough actual angst in a video abt a character and it’s just ship angst like this dude was genuinely tortured and all that’s being mentioned in the video is how he misses his honeybun sugar plum PLEASE GUYS LOCK IN

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

Picture I took of my pool after me and my friend left our shirts sitting out for like a week 😬

It’s rlly giving summer so it was worth it

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

People always tell me to lose the glasses cause I’d be prettier without them but they don’t understand tha I need those stereotype points I’m legit one point away from being considered the dimmest of the wits

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

A lot of days I think about actually becoming gay or something and chronically ill so I can truly out minority anyone who tries to say I’m more privileged than them

[contactlensyoublindidiot]

I hate it when people try to debate me w cannon do I look like a gaf about cannon?? I don’t btw