Contents of my Head!

Funny, cute, beautiful, sad, or fucked up stuff that go through my head. If you are easily offended or pissed off....go away.

[blackqueerblog]

He looked incredibly…handsome, masculine and 100% authentic

[perfectvandal]

Tho should have WAY more notes but y'all wanna look the other way at a black man making history

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[phidippusregius]

pepper tries to woo peach…..bonus episode

highlights include peach’s “….anyway” and pepper looking to me for moral support.

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[spooniestrong]

[marj4rine]

i bring to you, an old meme

@thearcanagame

[scienceandfandoms]

You fools. She is dual wielding.

[eroscestlavie]

evidence that lions as a species are just gay

a group of them is called a “pride”

sleep all the time in co-ed cuddle piles

i mean. the real reason i made this post is to post all these photos of same-sex lion groups. they’re just gay look at them! so loving.

im not going to post a pic of the gay lions fucking but we all know there are many 

they’re also just so naturally dramatic and comfortable like this guy? this man could dish on anyone at the watering hole and i’d believe him 

meanwhile lionesses are like one vegan bakery short of a lesbian network to rival your average new england small city.  look at them co-parenting and generally having a womanist community 

they also are just very tender and are clearly liberated and more than happy to live a life without men.

also they’re all so butch i mean look at them. they all look like they know how to put up some drywall you know?? you know?

some of the butchest ones even grow little manes. look at her! queen of gender nonconformity. 

also? tender. 

in conclusion lions are gay

[octopusbabys]

Blanket Octopus (genus Tremoctopus)

[an-amusing-gentleman]

How to.

[subbieblackgrl]

I love this. 

[hugealienpie]

I don’t know why this amuses me so much.

[contentsofmyhead]

Here’s my pretty boy! Still not eating. Not losing weight, either though. He really enjoys being in the fireplace room and watches us very avidly anytime we are in there. He is such a cool dude!!

[cinnaluna]

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

[im-just-a-reaction]

Amazing

[saint-ambrosef]

every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time

[notworblacosplay]

CONTACT CEMENT, I’M TELLING YOU

[kimjongdaes-archive-deactivated]

I’m waffle

[contentsofmyhead]

Two scoops of froyo.

[johntirso]

[contentsofmyhead]

So Mary Poppins here is still on an eating strike. Consultation with vet concluded things are fine. He’s not lost weight (203 grams and holding), he still active, engaged with us whenever we are in the room or holding him. His spine isn’t “tenting”. So we’ll keep offering once a week and keep on keeping on. He has to eat eventually - right??

[theweirdwideweb]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin

[swolerbear]

honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear

[a-lotl-creatures]

Apparently when you put a hat on Hamilton it turns off his legs.

[snakesandrootbeer]

Mary Poppins is a very curious snek - when we were bringing him home in the car - I looked in the back seat and this is what I saw. He has continued to be very engaged and watchful of us moving about the house and through the room he is in. If for some reason, he gets spooked (we move too quickly or a noise), he hightails it so fast down off his ledge and into one of his two hides. He really enjoys being as high as he can get in his tank. He is a great buddy to have - just not overly crazy about being handled. But that’s another post. ;-)