Reminds you guys this (incomplete) thing exists
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Reminds you guys this (incomplete) thing exists
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
I think trans men who still present femininely are awesome
I think trans men who still look like girls are awesome
I think trans men who don't have the time or money to look more masculine are awesome
I think trans men who want to transition but are scared of what their family would think are awesome
I think trans men are awesome
trans women version
I think trans men who don’t feel dysphoric are awesome
I think trans men who do feel dysphoric are awesome
I think binary trans men are awesome
I think non-binary trans men are awesome
I think trans men who use micro labels and xenogenders are awesome
I think unlabeled/vague identity trans men are awesome
I think trans women who still present masculinely are awesome
I think trans women who still look like boys are awesome
I think trans women who don't have the time or money to look more femininely are awesome
I think trans women who want to transition but are scared of what their family would think are awesome
I think trans women are awesome
trans men version
HIVESWAP ACT 3 IS OFFICIALLY COMING SOON AND THE DEMO IS OUT ON STEAM
GO WISHLIST IT NOW, GO GO GO GO
HAPPY 6/12 EVERY SWAPPIE
for those who haven't played the demo or don't have steam, it is also here
all those posts that are like "you and your blorbo swap lives" "draw your blorbo in your outfit" etc etc are fun and all but every time im like. bold if you to think i have a singular blorbo. its a bleebus circus up in here.
Fascinated by the thought of the plural of blorbo being bleebus
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
and we need that! keeps us humble.
Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!
I'm 16, that's like, barely a child
I'm in my 30s. You are baby
I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball
this is the most beautiful shape for an animal to be
spite
hatched all alone
Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica
when the character's real body isn't their human one but some kind of accessory or tool that contains their life force
What matters in life is tagging posts as your ocs
I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"
The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him
Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it
let’s be armoured with mama
i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace