Kiana Khansmith
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if i look back, i am lost
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@contratnonexclusif
It will be a year soon that we start dating, and he still has this way of looking at me every time I take of my clothes. He desires me so much, I feel so beautiful in between his arms.
I feel loved, protected, and desire. I don't need that, I had a perfect live without it, but I'm glad to feel that way because of him and to share that with him.
I just realized that my boyfriend looks like a young version of Dean Winchester.
If you think kicking a guy in the ball can hurt him, you should try attacking his ego/masculinity.
Je viens de remarquer une différence entre un comportement entre mon éducation "libre" en tant que femme et celle de mon copain d'origine moitié portugaise (par sa mère).
De ce que j'en sais, (je connais mal) l'éducation y est plus "machiste" (a différencier dans ce cas de sexiste). Les hommes protègent. Mais les femmes ne se laissent pas marcher sur les pieds en leurs absence.
Ce qui donne ce que j'ai remarqué hier.
Quand je sors seule, mon copain ne s'inquiète pas pour moi, je suis indépendante et je me débrouille très bien toute seule. Mais hier, où on sortait tous les deux mais où je rentrais quand même seule, il fallait que je lui envoie un message pour dire que j'étais bien rentrée.
Il ne remettait pas en cause ma capacité à me débrouiller seule. Sinon, il me le demanderai à chaque fois que je sors seule.
Il se sentait coupable de ne pas m'accompagner au cas où.
S'il est là, il se sent obligé, de pars son éducation, à me protéger.
Je trouve ça mignon, d'autant plus que, une fois posé comme ça, ça ne remet pas en cause mon autonomie.
J'ai longtemps trouver malaisant le fait de devoir envoyer ce genre de message, sans pouvoir me l'expliquer. Là, j'ai compris la raison, et je vois bien que ce n'était pas parce qu'il me pensait incapable, mais parce qu'il se sentait coupable.
Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?
cuz you lose your parent’s health insurance at 26
Too bad you're not living in France...
This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche
But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well
And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.
Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.
I love this cautionary tale.
Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.
god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…
@nyarcotics
how do i delete someone else’s post
I read this story on twitter.
The girl was just out of the dentist when a random guy on the street ask her to smile.
She did. With tons of blood leaking out of her mouth.
Epic
elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it
then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it:
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
@romancingthebookworm
Will Turner was pretty sure he was going to fail to rescue Jack Sparrow, so he dressed up to the nines to do it, because if you’re going to hang for rescuing a pirate, you may as well be wearing a nice hat while you do.
*history side of tumblr comes diving in through a window*
Funny you should say that! See, there was a thing in England for a while (maybe before this time period) where the hangman got to keep anything that was on the condemned’s body at the time they were hanged. Nice clothing, sweet hat, money in your pockets, it’s all his.
What this meant was that you could get on the hangman’s good side by showing up to your execution in nice clothes or with money on your body. What good will getting on the hangman’s good side do you, you ask? You’ll still get hanged. Well yes, but the hangman has the option to arrange a nice clean broken neck, compared to a lingering drawn out suffocation or – as was also common – drawing and quartering.
So is that what Will is intending here by showing up in a nice suit with an expensive hat? Probably not what the film makers intended, but damn.
dress every day like you’re ready to woo your honey, do crimes, and impress an executioner
me: im shy lol
also me: *never shuts The Fuck up*
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
To everyone with period cramps!
For some of us, it can be linked to your alimentation (apparently, all the "hard to digest" stuff. Your body use this periodic supplemental tool to evacuate and it leads to inflammation)
I'm not saying that it will work with everyone, but apparently, at least the few days before, avoid lactose, bad sugar (the translation from French would be "rafinate sugar" but I don't know if it makes sense in English...) and so on.
I heard about it juste a day before my period and thought about give it a try as I am desperate.
I usually suffer so much that I sometimes faint.
And even a single day gave me some result.
My back still hurts me but it's okay and I almost don't have cramps. I will not have to cancel my evening to suffer at home, and it didn't wake me up in the middle of the night.
I will definitely try to do this for at least 5-7 days before next month. Being free of the pain would be such a release for me, you can't imagine how many party I cancelled because of that, and how much it affects my life and my roommates life (always there for me <3)
And obviously, DRINK WATER! I'm not joking, it help to stay hydrated.
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And they lived happily ever after
i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me
This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again
I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel
