Every Thorn Has Its Rose, right?

Caring way too much since '97

[giveashit-aboutearth]

reblog if you support those who have had an abortion.

We need to show support for them/us.

[elisaintime]

Never hit reblog so fast. 

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[coconabe]

Unmute please!

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[florakinesis-deactivated2017102]

his dick is where

[obstinatecondolement]

I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off. 

[keeveet-talks-deactivated201612]

Also when did the Beatles start to be remembered as rock legends rather than a silly boy band teenaged girls liked?

[schumie]

When men decided they liked them.

[startrektrashface]

this is seriously exactly how it happened. Women were actually the first rock and roll ‘critics’ because they would write in to women’s papers and magazines to share and discuss what their kids were listening to when men still thought it was trashy teeny bopper music. once it became a lucrative, mainstream genre men shoved women out of the space. Men also tend to be gatekeepers once they move into formerly female spaces - early trek fandom was incredibly open and inclusive; women would set up fan get togethers in their own houses to discuss the show or invite the actors to visit before conventions became a thing, and then were huge in organizing the first conventions - but now the stereotype of a trekkie is a nerdy white dude who scoffs derisively at casual fans and newbies with his encyclopedic and pedantic knowledge of trek

[changelinglili]

I propose we call this “mentrification”

[shiralipkin]

YES

[rosalarian]

MENTRIFICATION that’s genius

[roachpatrol]

by the way every single man i’ve ever explained this to is completely boggled to hear about it. they genuinely don’t fucking know. they’re always like ‘okay name a field this happened in’ and you’re like ‘beer. writing novels. gynecology. computers.’ and they’re completely fucking distraught. men didn’t invent beer???? men didn’t invent everything? 

[griminfo2]

[bbyygiiirll]

Shoutout to the person who promised me they’d never hurt me and ended up tearing my life apart

[marisatomay]

Me, someone who’s definitely past Hogwarts age: I sure am excited for another magical year at Hogwarts happy September 1st everyone see you all on the train

[kotaku]

The End, by Alister Lockhart.

[walkinchicken]

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

[purplebloodedmajesty]

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

[nbkatara]

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

[songofsunset]

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

[steppsful]

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’ 

[safetytank]

Point #1 on this here article talks about Robert Landsburg, a photographer who realized he wouldn’t survive the eruption of Mt St. Helens (too close to outrun the ash cloud) and used his own body to shield & preserve the photos and recordings he’d been taking during the explosion

these surviving photographs are still CRAZY VALUABLE to this day for the rest of the volcanologist community, since actual recordings of an in-process eruption are so dang rare

on-site documentation of any major disaster is gonna be VITALLY IMPORTANT to the people who are tryna figure out how to prevent that shit

tl;dr have your phone out, make your death-by-kaiju worthwhile to the scientific community

[outofcontextdnd]

Can I flash the priest?

Our librarian (via outofcontextdnd)

[alexander-arnolld]

Irish fans sing lullabies to baby on a train in Bordeaux   

[lesterburnhams-deactivated20230]

chaotic good

[sprachtraeume]

the baby is wrapped in an Irish flag I can’t

[emeraldcrossfire]

I love the “shhh” ing

[librarian-raichu]

“Chaotic Good” is best alignment

[outofcontextdnd]

“Roll dex+first aid to see if he’s conscious enough to continue his monologue.”

[quakerjoe]

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

[beesplosion]

Even the bushes guys… Even the bushes know better

[voltspice]

I’m a little shocked. Is “papa Bush” the one on the right?

[fedupwithcupid]

@fiaspice Yup. Left to right, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Bush Jr., Obama, Bush Sr. 

The Bushes all refuse to endorse Trump. Laura Bush says she’s voting for Hillary. 

[marysocontrary1]

Even Barbara Bush has said she’d rather vote for Hillary.

[punziella]

I was commissioned to draw cute modern day witches :”>

[outofcontextdnd]

“Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this.”

*Pulls out bagpipes and proceeds to play them loudly to annoy the goblin ambushers*

OOC: pulls out phone and plays bagpipe music until his next turn

-The party’s Bard

[outofcontextdnd]

“If you can go through a key hole, you can go through an asshole.”

[outofcontextdnd]

"Are you just yelling 'bark' over and over at him or are you actually barking?"

- DM to the Werewolf Rogue