An (Ass)tronomical Anomaly

But mostly just an ass

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[gxlden-angels]

*Youth Pastor Voice* So what you want to do is make Jesus the vanilla extract of your life

[station-deactivated20200712]

http://station.tumblr.com/

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

gimme u fackin maney

[assiraphales]

the best thing about the velma series is very literally nothing about the series itself, but the effect it’s having. multi generations of fans are coming out of hibernation and exposing themself as diehards to create new content dedicated to a group of mystery solving misfits that we all unanimously love

[conventionally-inconvenient]

Wait guys I think this also means Pietro was exposed to the Mindstone too from Strucker’s experiments

It’s a dumb realization but a realization nonetheless

[conventionally-inconvenient]

I feel like Natasha would have loved and adopted Kate immediately

[conventionally-inconvenient]

Googling: how does a 20 something year old get adopted by the Barton family?

[conventionally-inconvenient]

“Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions”

-Clint Barton

[conventionally-inconvenient]

“Can I speak to your manager??”

-Clint “Karen” Barton

[mercibabe]

midnight mass spoilers!!!

midnight mass is not what i would refer to as 'a comedy' but hands down the funniest moment is when the benjamin button vampire priest is watching the hordes of cannibalistic undead townsfolk slowly amble towards him in the dark after tearing their loved ones to pieces and his response is literally like "you know bev i think i bungled this one"

[muslim-flint]

mike flanagan u HAVE to stop putting the inherent goodness of human nature in all its complexity shining thru horror at the center of ur work bc i cant take it anymore

[stilldanytrash]

Disney's Forgotten Ladies

Kidagakash Nedakh

Elowyn

Melody

Lilo and Nani, who aren't technically princesses but fucking deserve to be

Jane Porter

Captain Amelia

Chicha

Too sassy and fab not to have a gif.

[lucystolethekeys]

Tarzan (1999)

[watchingmoviesandshit]

Creep 2 (2017)

[filmgifs]

Creep 2 (2017) dir. Patrick Brice