Conversations With My Dad

Sometimes Dads know just what to say, or not to say...

[slaughterkeys]

[that-sokovian-bastard]

Mom: are the potstickers done?

Dad: yeah. Maybe a little too done but that’s okay. Deal with it.

Mom: that’s okay.

Dad: this way I figured we could but the sauce in the bucket thingy ass.

Mom: the *what?*

Dad: the bucket thingy ass! *pointing*

Me: …the bowl?

Dad: yeah! *points at me* see, you went with bowl. I went with bucket thingy ass.

[chicks1023]

I’m not crying, you are 😭❤️❤️

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[they-hold-their-breath]

This is my hometown

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[lanadiaries]

this video is wild

[android1000]

View this post on Instagram

[fuck-your-gucci-handbag]

me if i was a parent

[starvingxminds]

Lmao my heart

[convoswithdad]

Me: Dad I got a raise!

Dad: Oh that's great, I'm so proud of you!

Me: Yeah, I'm just a little less poor now ha

Dad: This is so great! Now you can get off my phone plan

Me: Whoa, I told you we got the good plan I can't give that up

[cheese24k]

[heterodoxy]

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

[purplelittlemermaid]

Omg 😭

[tastefullyoffensive]

Total dad move. (via JasonMan811)

[dancing-cockroaches]

Me: WHY are you breathing so loud? Don’t you know oxygen is limited

My dad: *breathes more heavily* so? I want it all. I’m greedy.

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Robert Selby went viral after gluing a feeding tube to his stomach and snapping a selfie with his 3-year-old son Chace. Chace had to get one for his heart condition. Selby spoke to Mic about being a father and inspiring his son.

follow @the-movemnt

[convoswithdad]

Rude & Married

Mom Text: If you two are going to get my Mother's Day gifts then pick up some flowers for me

Me to my Dad: Rude, she needs to be happy with whatever I get her, tell her she's rude

Dad: I'm going to say rude to her plus I already got her a gift

Two weeks later

Dad Text: Hey so there's this really cool book by this guy and that would be a great gift for Father's Day

My Text: RUDE

[thecommonchick]

I’M DEAD 😂

[taylorzrealm]

Your dad is precious

[thememerycorner]

Dad: Sleeping soundly at the couch while TV is turned on.

Me: Tries to change the channel.

Dad:

[convoswithdad]

Dad: I need you to feed your brothers

Me: You got money?

Dad: Yes! Of course I have money! That's what I'm made of! That's what I'm here for!

*ten minutes later*

Dad: Ok, I don't have a lot of money on me but here, take my card

Me: ???

[aaashleylove-deactivated2017032]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Me in the future

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I CAAAAAAANNNTTTT