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aonkeeper4

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

heyitsmelinguini

that’s mozilla herself

hornetstabber

he's sooooo cool.

noah-wyles

"bUT mY eGGs and CHeeSe"

you poor sorry sons of bitches. honestly you were played like fools if you ever truly believed the rich give a flying fuck about you and your grocery bills.

thestuffedalligator

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

passworddots

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

mysharona1987

byzantienne

happy unnecessary horse day

notahorseindisguise

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

byoncesinterlude

i can’t ever be normal i gotta think and obsess and think and obsess like will my mind ever know peace

monroe-marilyn

Black Swan (2010) || Spongebob Squarepants (1999-)

Real pupper is experiencing UNCANNY VALLEY bigtime!

hideous creature sorta moves right?

absolutely the wrong smells

sounds not triangulating properly

body language SEEMS friendly...

Imagine if you encountered a humanoid like this in the forest, smiling and waving in a welcoming manner. You'd assume you were about to be abducted by aliens or perhaps fae.