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[cookieater525]

Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

[cookieater525]

Most girls: I want a boyfriend!!! Actually no I NEED a boyfriend!

Me: All I need is Ifunny, Tumblr, and food. And all in copious amounts!!!

[lumber-babe-deactivated20150510]

wOAH SO uNIQUE. GIRLS liking TUMBLR?????? Not wanting BOYFRIEND????? Truly special good job

[cookieater525]

I can't even tell if you are being sarcastic or not...

[cookieater525]

So my English teacher (who is retired now) was telling is a story about when he was raising his son. His son wouldn't sit still, he would always wonder off, so they put a leash on him. They stopped putting awash on him when he started to run-crawl up to people and bark at them.

[penis-butter-and-jelly-deactiva]

why do white people walk their children and carry their dogs

[iamsensitive]

im either annoying or annoyed like thats it

[topshotpicks]

[tupacabra]

forgive me father trigonometry, for i have sined

[cookieater525]

Not enough sleep

My average monday: Wake up at 5am for band rehearsal. Go to school. After school go straight to afternoon band rehearsal till 9pm. Get home, realize you have two tests and 1 quiz tomorrow, study do homework. Get through half of it and go to bed at 3am. Wake up at 5am for rehearsal.

[tatehorror]

I was gonna make a Miley Cyrus joke but it wasn’t twerking

[tuckerandcaboose-deactivated201]

so this just happened

[evanf1asco-deactivated20170318]

omg read it to the tune of the song

[cookieater525]

Crazy Steve!!

[samuel-matthew-halliday]

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

[cookieater525]

My parents were talking about farmer and cows. My mom: cows may not be smart, but they sure are expensive Me: just like hookers! Me: *realize I said that out look... Awkwardly look away*

[pineapplesandwiches]

[kxmomi]

Bless your souls.

[7imy-blog-blog]

I want to do this.

[margefu]

Ditto

[cookieater525]

The FEELS!

[cookieater525]

Random person: hey, I love you Me: Oh my goodness! What a coincidence! Because I... Love me too!

[cookieater525]

You ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong. And no one understands you.

[cookieater525]

When my physics teacher tells me to make a 'lab safety' video. Haha!

[cookieater525]

Due to an abundance of summer I seem to lack the ability to school...