[awordwasthebeginning]

Meine Güte, hätte ich gerne eine Bundesregierung, die Entscheidungen anhand von Fakten trifft und nicht anhand von Partikularinteressen der Unternehmerlobby und Friedrich Merz' #bauchgefühl.

[flamingbluepanda]

Taskmaster is legitimately the best show ever like. Five comedians compete for zero money and minimal prestige, which means they're all there to have fun and cause chaos and you can tell that theyre all enjoying it. The two hosts have a weird psychosocial bdsm dynamic and they make it everyone's problem and they both actively consent to it and enjoy it. They have fancy chairs and a house on a golf course that get destroyed regularly. Everyone embarrasses themselves and has a great time doing it. The host whos the "sub" and regularly gets verbally and at times physically abused by every single person on the show organizes everything including a large portion of the abuse. They put every single episode for free on youtube along with lots of bonus content so that every single person can watch it. They have a ton of memes and references and Easter eggs hidden all around but it doesnt limit your enjoyment if you miss something. You find yourself rooting for a special little guy but its equally fun when your special little guy looses. You can pop it on in the background and tune in when you see something funny and laugh but it also makes great background noise. They even have a cow.

[freakoutgirl]

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

[unchocoflan]

I painted over this image because my brain still doesn't understand how to draw Toothless lol

[filmtvtoday]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) — dir. Steven Spielberg

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[der-vampir-zombie]

hat er gerade.... hat er gerade jemand anderen außer ihn als schlau bezeichnet???? justus jonas, literally grün vor neid.

schaut wie er absolut hintergangen aussieht. Dieser offensichtliche Verrat. Der hinterhältige Vertrauensbruch. Wie können sie ihm das antun?? (und das wo er ihre farben trägt, bedeutet das denen denn gar nix????)

schau dir diese gesichter an. denn sie wissen genau was sie tun.

[meanbuddhist]

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

[puppybotz]

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

[trinitite]

He starts making documentaries about himself. Not out of ego, he's just as curious and fascinated as the rest of us.

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[brink-of-insanity-georg]

Them doing this before and after Diana shook that man's hand.

Them doing this in the hight of the aids genocide.

They were telling people it was beautiful to be queer and amoral to have an illness. Being gay and having aids is not evil or a poison.

We've come so far and I'm so happy they are part of why. Dont let the haters get you down. Just imagine one of these old broads sarcastically tearing the hater apart and keep thriving.

[dommingateez]

the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

[championofdogs]

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[rt0no]