Exude a Pleasant Rumpledness

[jaredandjensen]

[exbloodjunkie]

[rocketlynx-deactivated20141018]

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face “he’s a Keeper”

[a-winnie-or-a-freddie]

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series For a pun You’re a beautiful person.

[deadgirlshoes]

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

[opposablethumbcrew]

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

[cookiesthesquirrel]

friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like

me: oh god

me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

[anondracomalfoy]

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is bangin’ as hell.

[ilovemywifemorgan-deactivated20]

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

[thyme-n-space]

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

[fandommember]

Someone else might have needed it more

[wdwpics]

Festival of Fantasy Parade

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[larmoyante]

Good is better than perfect Scrub till your fingers are bleeding And I’m crying for things that I tell others to do without crying

Regina Spektor, “Man of a Thousand Faces” (via dragonflycup)

[greenhoused-deleted-deactivated]

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

[fifthstiel]

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

[itseulonzobiitch]

[cookiesthesquirrel]

Monsters generate their city’s power by scaring children, but they are terribly afraid themselves of being contaminated by children, so when one enters Monstropolis, top scarer Sulley finds his world disrupted.

[boysbootsnbuckles]

Merica

[ladypalerider-deactivated201503]

I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn

[nearlyheadlessfinnick]

i know, they can’t even afford the new Firebolts

[officialgarlicpowder]

Are those Cleansweep Sevens??? God, so embarrassing.

[suitsu-deactivated20151029]

[the-bluespirit]

[jefflion]

[natashamaximova]

[crank-palace-deactivated2015022]

Steve’s face tho like “where’s your righteousness Natasha” is priceless 

[sugarfey]

#i left it in the last movie with my curly hair