Cooking fast and fresh with satan

[somasis-moved]

defeat

[thepigeongazette]

[milkeu]

[not-a-space-alien]

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

[battlships]

One of the reasons I love Brooklyn Nine Nine so much is because it’s so feel-good. Shows lately are so dark and gritty, killing people off for shock value, simple miscommunications getting dragged out into massive fights, people being petty and vindictive… meanwhile B99 has supportive relationships and characters apologizing when they fuck up! They all make fun of each other but they truly love each other and are 100% ready to fight for each other. 

Brooklyn Nine Nine is so pure and good and I love it so much.

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[jukadiie]

[worldwide-revolution-deactivate]

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

[i-partied-with-gatsby-deactivat]

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

[nonwhiteteethteens]

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

[elecocochoco]

The problem with HIV is that this virus is extremely fast in evolving and that means it becomes resistant to a certain temporary cure in a brief time.

That said, if this man really found out a cure for this contemporary HIV version of the virus IT IS VITAL TO SPREAD IT NOW as the virus changes VERY QUICKLY

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[musinvenusian]

YAAAY

[huskie666]

This is so pure.

[gymaaholic]

[meanfoimhair-deactivated2017121]

Terry crews needs to live forever

[pdiddysbreastmilk-deactivated20]

Jesus

[engine-red]

at this rate he’s gonna

[dixseptdixhuit]

MESMERIZING

[oceans-seas]

The reason why sharks attack surfers.

Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press

[moonbeamkittenqueen]

Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.< Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks

[jaythedukeofduwang]

I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;

[andromedafalls]

Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SHARK APPRECIATION POST

Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just wanna swim around doing shark stuff

They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean needs

Stop hurting/killing sharks :(

[ayellowbirds]

Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at manipulating objects: their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about something, they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child does, and investigate it by nomming it.

In other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks is to give sharks arms.

[splendid-oxymoron]

#armthesharks2k15

[borkf-deactivated20171124]

arm the sharks

[memegod]

[cookingfastandfreshwithsatan]

me, in tears: please, please just stop making typos, it's not that hard i promise

my fingers: fcukc yoy

[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

[angel-cine]

Lajja (2001)

[syaapa-deactivated20161005]

Favourite

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza With Left Beef will be 9 years old this year.

[lotrlocked]

I love a good origin story

[sevyeirekudza]

Need a refill?