Cosmos

Bibliophile. Cat mom. Pre veterinary Major. Attempted writer. Nutcase. Tolkien obsessive. Tattoo lover and collector. Tweet

[sarahstarhoward]

@how-amber-aurelia-fehl @hiroiworld-blog @acciotardistohogwarts @breeanntheconqueror @ourimperfectinfinity @welcometo-candyland @glizzyguzzler28 @thekittyreturns @irina-osadat48a2o7-blog @chubasova-nataliyab7wdk @hetasaputra @babydollkk1513 @daenerysknope @jessyfromtheblock9 @darthvaderofmiddle-earth @fallopianfury @altruistic-narcissist-blog @thsunandthemoon @daniellekaye @hardworkingbingo @worktravelnewzealand @diddyscooter @alevtina4yu9 @ladyreyreigns @jordan-purvinnn @originalfeed @wonderlandiful @new-york-living @red-white-and-wasted @astfagl @trippingth3rift-blog @getinthechair-blog @conbombadil @kellsierr @padraighh @rktreebaur @trotsky-and-the-icepicks @concerned-weasel @janoboypreferences-blog @drchainchomp @masdoxlo @cookingfastandfreshwithsatan @inkdotism @wicked-tats @moneymoneymoneymakehersmile @ddyyuu @inertiatoursinc @thatsoneforamerica @edwierdoreads @the-forever-knight 

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[sarahstarhoward]

@edwierdoreads @the-forever-knight @thegospelofchocolatejesus @meth-a-matics @thefinaljam @tankthoughts @barnowlz @ultxraviolence @unic0rns-loves-cat5 @sharkpup7 @cut-your-nose-off-to-spider-blog @stahpblowingholesinmahships @manta-ray-parade 

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[sarahstarhoward]

@how-amber-aurelia-fehl @hiroiworld-blog @acciotardistohogwarts @breeanntheconqueror @lefruitloop @ourimperfectinfinity @welcometo-candyland @glizzyguzzler28 @thekittyreturns @irina-osadat48a2o7-blog @chubasova-nataliyab7wdk @hetasaputra @babydollkk1513 @daenerysknope @jessyfromtheblock9 @darthvaderofmiddle-earth @fallopianfury @altruistic-narcissist-blog @thsunandthemoon @daniellekaye @hardworkingbingo @worktravelnewzealand @diddyscooter @alevtina4yu9 @ladyreyreigns @jordan-purvinnn @originalfeed @wonderlandiful @new-york-living @red-white-and-wasted @astfagl @trippingth3rift-blog @getinthechair-blog @conbombadil @kellsierr @padraighh @rktreebaur @trotsky-and-the-icepicks @concerned-weasel @janoboypreferences-blog @drchainchomp @masdoxlo @cookingfastandfreshwithsatan @dors-venabili @inkdotism @wicked-tats @moneymoneymoneymakehersmile @ddyyuu @inertiatoursinc @thatsoneforamerica 

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[itsbats]

Happy Pride, ya’ll

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Fun fact: Jesus died a Capricorn and came back an Aries, ain’t that fun?

Anon? Hey, Anon? This is by far the funniest fucking ask I have ever received 

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[kind-cult]

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

[andrewharlow]

Shadi Ghadirian Qajar, 1998

[pinksvoice]

[dimedog]

i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him

[princesstigerbelle]

I absolutely love this cat so I’m glad you did this

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[labyrinthsouls]

This dude is so stoked about his new lesbian best friend and I love it

[iraffiruse]

[arab-babe-deactivated20161117]

Incredible

[no-o-r]

0-100 at light speed

[cumonthevoid]

he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[detectivehole]

you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

[detectivehole]

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

[hxmoerotic]

Y'all understand that it is literally not possible for gay couples to be heteronormative. A masculine gay man dating a feminine gay man isn’t heteronormative. A butch lesbian dating a femme lesbian isn’t heteronormative. They’re fucking gay. Telling gay people they’re somehow enforcing heteronormativity by being themselves and dating another gay person is nasty and ridiculous.

[xavqior-deactivated20191230]

Additionally, bi people entering into what others may assume are “straight” relationships is not heteronormative and it’s biphobic af to think that.

[ewaneneollav]

whats the gender neutral word for cowboy/cowgirl.. just cause the gender binary dont call to ya doesnt mean that the lush fields and blue texas sky cant either

[lolthandfound]

#i’m laughing so hard#but the answer is cowhand

[otohimeheart]

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

[otohimeheart]

she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!