make it stick

b ✦ she/her ✦ for the big boy Just a sideblog I made because I really need to talk about TAZ. Not a spoiler-free blog

[thekingsbones]

“The naming of the year is getting worse” factoid actually a statistical error. Average naming of the year is typically pretty dogshit. 2024, who was labeled fungalore, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[wellgoodluckbabe]

The Adventure Zone Arcs

[mooselybased]

‘Eyyy, happy Twenty Sun & Sea, by the way! I hope the vibes you surf this year are truly bodacious

And I drew some the rejected names for this year again, so enjoy that

[cool-gary]

Argo Keene would be very proud of Emerich’s mustache <3

[siriwesen]

Found Pretty Montrose outfit for the heist...

[dndnducks]

Emericks good because he’s just a quiet little guy who spends most of his time with his surrogate robot son - looks like some sort of cross between a janitor and electrician? but then he pulls out a “Pocket Tesla Coil” and one shot kills everyone in the room and himself

Continuing the trend that Clint characters are always funny, heartfelt, blood thirsty killers (and beloved by me)

[trix-or-treatz]

If I had a nickel for every time a taz pc swallowed something the party was trying to get in order to keep it out of enemies hands-

[anistarrose]

my official first taz steeplechase headcanon is that beef punchley is aroace. like the way he was so confidently wrong about gravel flirting with him? that's an overcorrection from years of failing to pick up on romantic undertones and not being able to reject them until it was almost too late, baby

[somelittleplacebetweenthestars]

ok but like. thematically? these characters are going to rule. according to the boys themselves they are subtle and trustworthy. they are all also literally all built around duplicity. beef punchly uses a fake name. emerick dreadway manifests illusions for a living — he pioneered the whole industry for it! montrose pretty only takes his mask off to eat spaghetti. i just think it’s gonna be super interesting to see them walk this line between discrete businessmen and lying criminals because as we ALL know. there isn’t much difference in the real world. will they end up exploiting their customers? blackmailing their bosses?

i just think this is gonna be cool. especially considering the entire conceit of the season is that there is a secret, dangerous side to an otherwise charming and beautiful location.

[theleafyankle]

Montrose?? Montrose pretty you say?

[mooselybased]

I like to think Montrose pulls the “I’m your dad” card literally whenever he’s not getting what he wants

[cool-gary]

the way “the subtlety is over” already in the FIRST EPISODE

[bisexualwintermoon]

the real question is who’s the new cat merchant gonna be in steeplechase

[ethersierra]

Alternate ethersea timeline where Amber jumps through the portal and falls through the sky not into the blinkshark world but into Ustaben.

"Well. FUCK!"

[julesisdrawing]

Griffin: So yeah Pretty’s mask is like mostly human-esque—

Me, immediately grabbing my tablet: So like a Daft-Punk-type thing? Say no more.

[ID: Three sketches of Montrose Pretty from TAZ Steeplechase in yellow, all of him wearing a helmet similar to the one Guy Manuel wears as a part of Daft Punk with a screen on the visor that can display emoticons. One is in the bottom left corner of the page, one in top right, and one in the bottom right. In the one in the bottom left of the page, Pretty is standing straight and has the mischievous emoticon >:) on his mask. In the one in the top right, Pretty is leaning onto a counter talking to someone, with a simple smiley :) emoticon on his mask, saying “So, uh, how d’you feel about scams?” In the one in the bottom right, Pretty is standing again and making a peace sign with his right hand, with a happy :D emoticon on his mask and little sparkles around his head, meant to indicate pride. /ID]

[voidfishbitch]

So excited to meet the Steeplechase PC’s

- Amber Gris but a Guy

- Technomagical Ned Chicane

- Devo if he decided to work at Nermal’s full time

[boydykedevo]

Griffin: so Montrose has a really realistic, uncanny valley type mask

Every fan artist simultaneously: big ole smiley face, got it