Back To The Hellsite I Go

Put my face on tumblr, we’ll see when that bites me in the ass. Mostly screaming about Ethersea. Not spoiler free Same @ on Insta & tiktok.

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[anistarrose]

lucretia: it is pride month, reclaimers. you know what that means

taako: what

taako: do you want us to reclaim, like. gay slurs

taako: what

[thememedaddy]

[the-conspiracy-board]

Oops! All Wizards (Repost)

In case you missed my Dokomi catalogue, I am reposting this Adventure Zone: Royale art to let you know that I have a very small number of prints of this one that will be available this weekend! The prints are just shy of A5 and are printed on sturdy matte card stock. This is a trial run print so I am obligated to stress how limited in quantity they are - catch me at table 3V35 where you can snag yours, and do check out my con catalogue to see what else I'll have :)

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[lovewithagirl]

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[graywalf]

the snoofing

[wordfather]

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe PLEASE

[passion-of-l0vers]

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

[tintheelvenking]

OP did a lovely job with this piece. The pose they picked is a difficult one to do correctly and dynamically- the doubling over is hard to illustrate without making it look weird or poorly drawn, the low seat of the “pelvis” making the figure dip down lower (to emphasize the clutching motion of the hands) is a hard perspective to imagine without a reference. I liked the way OP chose to draw the shoulders, evoking both the hunching of shoulders that would be present in a fleshier painting and drawing out the strong, dynamic curve of the body.

The blood, the desperate clutch, the crying and the pose all suggest something religious, making the post all the more impactful with its drawing- The caramel frappe does not answer the subject, just as God does not answer the subjects of paintings who depicted the same theme.

It’s also intriguing where OP chose to put details. In amostly minimalist creation, the (relatively) detailed frappe, hands, and face guides your eyes in a a dynamic way- from the frappe to the face, then follows the line of the body out to the end of the legs- making the art more interesting to the eye.

I have a theory about the colors that I’m not sure is true, but I think the subject being black and white separates it from the frappe, which is fully colored. The blood, neither frappe nor person colored, acts as a connector between the two– the only ways the two subjects can connect are through touch and sight, both of which causes the human subject pain. Then again, I may be reading into things too much idk

[passion-of-l0vers]

okay this is my favorite comment on this entire post

[elfish-echoprax]

The hand that guides ⚖️🪬

⚠️ Horror elements || Religious imagery

Can u tell i am enjoying devo le main’s story. Particularly his religious flavored issues.

Also I drew this before listening to ep 25 LMAO

[voidfishbitch]

the good news is i am Very back into crochet

The bad news is that i am Too back into crochet via hyperfixation, and now the nerves in my hands are having Opinions.

I genuinely think i’m going to just have to leave this project home while I’m traveling next week to forcibly let my wrists rest 😫

[gayleafpool]

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

[voidfishbitch]

unfortunately part of learning to unmask autism is that I no longer have a resting neutral face. which means that as i sit here in this vet’s office, i am completely unable to disguise the expressions of delight and bemusement that are taking over my face as i hear this old woman talk about how she used to have a business in SF and how *scandalized* she was to learn that the building next door was an S&M club

[voidfishbitch]

she did also say (about being gay) that it must be something innate to you bc “no one would choose that difficult of a life” anyway that’s when the camera pans over to me going 😀 oh girl if you only KNEW 😂

[voidfishbitch]

unfortunately part of learning to unmask autism is that I no longer have a resting neutral face. which means that as i sit here in this vet’s office, i am completely unable to disguise the expressions of delight and bemusement that are taking over my face as i hear this old woman talk about how she used to have a business in SF and how *scandalized* she was to learn that the building next door was an S&M club

[disgustinggf]

[knightforflowers]

Drawing something for every episode of Ethersea - Episode 12 (prev - next)

the episode where the crew executes completely normal and not at all batshit ideas

[voidfishbitch]

ok so bc i’m apparently bonkers insane THIS is my schedule for ren faire tomorrow

5:45 Wake up, wash face, eat breakfast, etc

6:15 Start makeup (and yes I’m giving myself 45 minutes, I’m doing fox makeup & will likely fuck up my eyeliner)

7:00 Pack up the snacks & the rest of the car (goal time. Will likely be running late, but have a buffer for)

7:30 Departure

8:00 Pick up cousin

8:30 Pick up friend

9:30 Get to faire & put on my whole ass corseted dress

10:00 profit (go buy some goddamn bracers bc mine didn’t arrive in time)

And then spend 9 hours doing my level best to stay hydrated & un sunburnt in 80 degree weather. I have 2 knee braces in the car, my joints will be coated in KT tape, I bought a goddamn NECK FAN bc my meds make me heat sensitive. And do all this while chaperoning my two ducklings who are faire virgins

….and then get home at like 9 pm if I’m lucky and go to *work tomorrow morning*

Last Sunday I apparently walked 7.5 miles at this faire so we’ll see what the record is tomorrow

[girl-blorbo-polls]

How much effort does/would your girl blorbo put in her appearance?

Lots of time sunk into maintaining her appearance every day

Likes to dress up from time to time

Largely just tries to make herself presentable

Does the bare minimum

She’s a slob

Does not have the time or resources to consistently upkeep appearances

Has no physical form to upkeep

Other/nuance

Voting ended onApr 24