Summary: Mel has a more effective way to deal with Jack
TW: tickling and gd so a little vulgar language:]
au where Mel didn’t get out of the car :P
The bug let out a yelp as it got ran over twice the sound of the wheels churning the motor bonking and booming the shine of the bird on the hood of the car the smiling dead chuckling grinning as they chased the rat…jack, Ken the one driving while mud sat in the passenger seat breadhead and Mel sitting the back jack looked out his window screaming in fear swerving to get away
Ken laughing doing a spin in the car knocking a car off the road from the side of the road before slamming into two trucks beside eachother Ken groaned angrily slamming his head against the steering wheel
Ken said breadhead nodding his head grinning
Breadhead pressed his big frame against the cars side squishing Mel against the window tilting the car sideways allowing them to go between them before the 2 trucks crashed and exploded behind them all laughing maniacally jack looking at this happen in his rear view mirror letting out scared whimpers
Mud laughed as he climbed into the roof from the sun roof holding a rifle spitting up a bullet into his head before loading it into the gun looking directly over into the scope before pulling the trigger missing jack and hitting the rear view mirror jack screamed, mud covered his eyes giggling before pulling the trigger once more this time it going directly through jacks head purple blood coming out of the wound
Mud said the cars behind them toppling and exploding
“Dirty blood pulpy purple scum HAHAHAHA-“
“Why are we huntin jack?”
Ken looking at him before looking away huddling his face
He said picking his non existent nose pulling out a long string of snot chuckling
“I’ll give you five scarab to turn mud inside out”
“I’d kill you degenerates for free!”
Mud said before they all started cackling meanwhile jack his head spinning
“Hey dad! Check this out”
Mel said to Ken before jumping out the window to the roof of the car Ken groaned before looking back at breadhead
“Breadhead sense you were just a bun in the oven you’ve been nothing but but good”
He said before looking back at the road his face twisting in rage
Ken stuck his head out his window
“Get back in here you little BRAT”
Mel looked at him barking
Ken made a strange noise back
Mel said poutingly before getting back in the car Ken’s face twisting in rage before yelling in rage
“Worse comes to worst she loses a leg just sew on a new one when we get-“
Ken groans punching mud in the face his head coming off and flying out the window
Breadhead catches muds head before it flies away
Ken continued to knock people off the road before screeching to the side meanwhile jack screeches his pupils shrinking before swiftly swerving in the road in haste before one of those bugs landed on his hood he yelped pulling out a gun from his throat trying to shoot it but failing and had lost track of the road by the time he looked back he slammed right into the side of the road
It was the end of the chase jacks arm hanging out bleeding he groans pulling his arm inward the smiling dead pull next to the disheveled rat Mel Ken bread head and mud all get out the car grinning chuckling their eyes glowing breadhead grabs the door and rips it off and throws it away before jack had 2 guns pulling them out and quickly unloading into the 4 shrieking
He runs out of ammo wailing scooting away slowly the 4 standing still multiple bullet holes in them before their eyes started glowing again before chuckling like they didn’t just get mag dumped on
“Oh it kills me to do this to one of my own..”
Mel walked over to poor jack grinning
“Don’t worry papa I got a effective way to deal with this ratty~”
She said before running her fingers down his tummy jack trying to stifle a giggle
“Hehey what the fuhuck are you dohoing!!”
He said before Mel started spidering her fingers up and down his sides
“Aww come on Jacky don’t pretend you don’t remember the night”
That was jacks only warning before he was mercilessly tickled
She said before switching to his armpits
“Does this? Does this? Does this?”
She said constantly switching places
“STHOHOHOP ASKING THAHAHAHAHT!!!”
“Aww cmon little ratty boy cheer up~”
Mel started digging her thumbs into his palms causing jack to squeal
“MEHEHEHELLL CMON MHAHAHAHANN”
“Aww cmon your breaking my heart here jack~”
Ken and mud watching this go down like she’s insane
“Aww the rat is so skittish but if you pet him just the right way it’ll melt~”
“Now time for the stabbing~”
Mel suddenly throws her head into jacks stomach blowing a big wet raspberry
Jack screeched trying to push Mel’s head off laughing manically
“MEHEHEHELL CMON NHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE”
Mel continued before looking up
“MEHEHEHEHELLLLL IM SORRY IM SOHAHAHARRRY PLEASE STAHAHAHAHAP I WONT TELL ANYONE!!!!!”
She gets off of him jack huffing and puffing mud walks over lightning a cigarette and putting it in jacks mouth
Breadhead and mud get ontop of him tickling his armpits and soles Jack going hysterical again Mel watching giggling