The Coom Zone

They/Them

[snoozaga]

Absolutely despicable kaomoji thanks for that deonis 👍

[proletherian-dictatorship]

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↑ here he is

[songforaname]

censorship

[senshibignaturals]

There’s a cool trick you can do where you pour a shot and then add an expired antidepressant to it and it gets you super fucked up so you can save money when you go out for the night. In other news I just discovered that if you ask any man at a goth rave if you can bite him he will say yes. He thinks he’s getting laid but you can just bite him super hard and walk away. Life is full of beautiful moments

[juunipupu]

Knight and Midsummer eve (happy pride 🏳️‍🌈)

[preserving-tiktok]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[infertilityidol]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[despazito]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[ryebreadgf]

favorite series of tweets

[targetedknowledge]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[teaboot]

Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk

[teaboot]

We Are One step Closer

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]