omg check it out

spoiler alert: no quality content whatsoever

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[evilwizard]

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[3000s]

[fucca02]

works

‎音楽ユニット　newfn

‎メンバー3人＋🐈

‎キャラクターデザインを担当いたしました⟡𓂃 ࣪˖

‎ぜひチェックしてください .ᐟ ★

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[troubledminnesotan]

Journal comics- the joys of having autism an anxiety in which you worry your friends secretly hate you

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[cochleacochlea]

A Date in Night

Mio Im (@cochlea1313) • Instagram photos and videos

101K Followers, 61 Following, 604 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Mio Im (@cochlea1313)

ⓒMio Im

[retr0scum]

Do you fucking mind

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event