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A good man https://twitter.com/ConorHaloReach

[retroactivebakeries]

[cannibalchicken]

[oneheadtoanother]

[leolaroot]

*the phone starts ringing and my penis gets so hard I fall over dead*

[gammadoppler]

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

[dogpuppy]

[gaycop]

[ozempicofficial]

[pissvortex]

[ozempicofficial]

[badassdemonsword]

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

I saw a dude with an American flag tattoo on his arm (there were a LOT of boyfriends of bisexual women at this event) and I said "is that an American flag tattoo?" and he was like "yeah" and I was like "...why?" and he was like "I had 16 cousins die serving this country" lollll

[foolstooth]

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

my neighbor told me the war machine keeps eating his cousins so i asked how many cousins he has and he said he just goes to his uncles and gets a new cousin afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding cousins to the war machine and then his daughter started crying

[dogpuppy]

[paxamericana]

[sillytranny]

Caleb Pitts killing my family freestyle

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[dontpmeo]

caleb pitts stuns in new homosexual anthem