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@corhero
henjiin replied to your post: "I CAN REACH IT FOR MYSELF." In which mashiro...
points at the cereal on the top shelf, huffing at the fact he could reach it so easily. “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just lift me up or get me a stool or something..”
“Finally had enough?” He slides a chair beside the counter, his hand giving the seat a quick pat, “Well, there y’go.”
“… If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. There is nothing we can do. So I wish for strength. If I cannot protect them from the wheel, then give me a strong blade, and enough strength… to shatter fate.”
kyokasuru replied to your post: “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small...
next time she’s letting u get stabbed fam holy crap–
rIP
“So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?” (@ruthienotruth)
Fake relationship
“Just long enough till they stop harassing me.” he jutted his chin in the direction of a group of women murmuring and gesturing towards the pair. He rested his hand the top of hers, covering her ringless fingers. His left ring finger was adorned with a silver band which would have otherwise been snug in his middle finger.
“It shouldn’t be much longer now.”
《 @ruthienotruth 》
"I CAN REACH IT FOR MYSELF." In which mashiro cannot do that. :T
small / tall starters
“Alright damn don’t blow a blood vessel. Why the hell are all you short people so damn angry?”
《 @henjiin 》
“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
small / tall starters
“Guess you just slipped passed quality control… –Got a return address I can send ya back to or can I just trade you in for something else?”
《 @kyokasuru 》
ichigo got carried away during a “sparring” sesh …which was exactly what he was advised against
small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
“Get down here!”
“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
“I don’t appreciate your height.”
“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
“I KNOW you can see me.”
“Fear me!!!”
“Uh…you’re blocking me.”
“Can you lift me for a second?”
“Slow down! I have short legs.”
“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
“I always win at hide and seek.”
“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
“Heels make me feel powerful.”
“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
“Does my height offend you?”
“Let me reach that for you.”
“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
“It’s impossible to hide from you.”
“No, I don’t play basketball.”
“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
“My legs are long and sexy.”
“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
“Why are you standing on the counter?”
“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
“Let me block the sun for you.”
“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
Fake relationship
“I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”
“Please just pretend you know me.”
“I thought you’d never show up!”
“One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”
“You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”
“What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”
“But I don’t even know your name!”
“I’m not sure we can pull this off.”
“They’re going to be furious if they find out.”
“I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”
“Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”
“If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”
“Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”
“I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”
“I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”
“I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”
“I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”
“Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”
“You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”
“This is temporary, I promise!”
“This is only temporary, right?”
“So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”
“I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”
“Of all the people here, why me?”
“Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”
Byakuya: Renji what am I allergic too?
Renji: Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion.
does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating
"Dude, stop tryin' to bullshit about it. You're not feelin' well, and I know it, so just let me fix you something to eat while you recover. Keeping the song and dance goin' is only gonna tire you out more." @ruthienotruth (and she's damn near already started cooking!)
“You’re a real pain in the ass, y’know that?” His words were meek, exhaustion drained all the sarcasm and snarky attitude and left behind empty banter. It was how he feigned health. He dropped onto the couch, it sighed underneath his weight. Amber gaze followed her form, his was mind was in such a fog she was the only thing he could focus on. The rest of his attention was put into keeping his eyes open to begin with.
“–I want chicken soup…”
《 @ruthienotruth 》
My muse is sick but refuses to admit it. Inbox me with what your muse does about this
NEL:
❀ ¦ @corhero liked for a starter! ¦ ❀
騎士 ― “Hey, Ichigo…If dogs could talk, what do you think they would SAY?” she asked while watching a young girl play with her dog.
“Probably something along the lines of how much they love their owner and life.” He gave a languid shrug at the thought, “Maybe they have the secrets to happiness and the universe as we know it. --I certainly wouldn’t put it past them. Dogs just got a knack for it, life I mean.”
ROY:
@corhero / ♥ ‘ d
Amused eyes shine at the REBELLIOUS REMARK shot his way , reminding him of a certain brother with a similar kind of personality who gives him the same amount work to do in terms of paperwork as their superior. Gaze settles on the light bruising on a cheek that has suffered far less damage than the men who had instigated Ichigo’s wrath.
❛ I see that you’re staying out of trouble like I told you to. ❜ His words hold no bite behind the sarcasm.
A smirk spread across his face and a shine that directly mirrored the man’s appeared in his own, except his was blazing. It could have been the incited rage, triumph, arrogance or even exhilaration of simply being alive and able-bodied. Ichigo couldn’t decide which it was and it didn’t matter.
Defiance rolls off his tongue, as it has done all his life. The revolution in which he sought took no prisoners, the men bleeding and writhing on the floor below him are evidence of that.
“Sure am. Look, I’m even cleaning up the streets--” he regards one of the men with a deft kick to the thigh. A groan rang out, bringing yet another twinge of satisfaction through him. His head cocks to one side and he sizes the colonel up. “Do you want t’join in or are ya just playing hooky?”
what up ya’ll, been a while since I’ve been on. I got back into school but I did get a new computer that is more convient to carry around with me! I’m gonna go official and consider this blog semi-active and just try to be here when I can. This being for both my boys Ichi and Will (I’m still slowly but surely getting him all set up anyway) so ye!
I kinda also went on a whim and deleted Cat, as much as I love her it just kept getting harder and to get her off the ground and I feel like I lost her a bit --I did keep moving her arounds so it’s understandable. Gonna come back to her on paper rather than online and kinda take her out of bleach and make her her own person in her own universe.
Thank you to all of you that have been sticking around and being so patient with me, ya’ll are the best <3
