[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[mens-rights-activia]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

[ysabelmystic]

God help us

[surprisebitch]

there’s a lot to unpack here

[memesandlaughs]

[bunniope]

hold up i gotta take my meds *eats one of those spidermen that grow in water*

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

[toadschooled]

I got E-mail this hat, and wow……….he hates it

[catwithaknife]

on all levels except physical this is me

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[yugaks]

me cooking

[femaille]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[recuperationdisliker]

[yugaks]

[brennanya]

me standing in front of the fish tanks at petsmart

[brucebocchi]

[knowwhatimeme]

[paxamericana]

[goodscreencaps]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]