cornkernelteeth

margaret call me mergert 19 yolo cats and funny stuff follow me betches POST LIMIT?!?!?!?! [ ]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[vanilita]

There is nothing to defend

[lookingforshadows]

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

[anon404404-deactivated20171130]

My friends were so thrilled to sit on the plane next to the most homophobic politician in Russia (the one wearing glasses) that they decided to take a little selfie with him. It’s going viral in Russia. 

[homolesbians]

jamiezumo and now also internationally viral!

The Guardian link

[j-popsicles]

What a time to be alive

[easternmediterranean]

[zootedboy]

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

[memewhore]

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

“hey bro” “yeah bro?” “i wanna live in ur socks” “hahah, why bro?” “so i can be with you every step of the way” “…oh m y god… bro :’)”

[liamgalgey]

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

[hanukkahlewinsky]

parents: “let’s talk about your future" 

[discreet45]

someone made this

[intensional]

using the new editing abilities on the Facebook messenger for a good cause

[renegade-mom]

“LSD causes users to lose weight.”

That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

a gun

with a gun

[irategamer-blog1]

[ghouls-rush-in]

[hablup]

This looks like a fuckin pokemon battle.

[vanspoor-deactivated20150922]

[hell0georgia]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thathilariousasian]

THEY SAW THE CHANCE AND TOOK IT

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

if u see someone irl and u think they might have a tumblr, this is the code

give me ur credit card

[sciencevevo]

remember; the response is ‘thanks, i stole it from the proletariat’

[meanaf-deactivated20150816]

can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im pretty sure it was higher than that and she ended up giving me 96% for a project i never did