petty wap~

ur friendly neighborhood tea sipper :^)

[nocontextgoodplace]

[robertmitchum]

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN dir. Bill Melendez

[kasukasukasumisty]

[alchemy-deactivated20210904]

incredible how "the hungry deserve food" and “the sick deserve medicine” are radical communist beliefs in 2017

[dr-im0tep]

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” Hélder Câmara

[catchymemes]

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[districtdollface-deactivated201]

Amen

[deenadolly-deactivated20150921]

Reblobbed.

[breelandwalker]

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

[nycmcs-deactivated20241216]

Yep

[daddydomshouse]

Let’s do it!

[5ummit]

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

[outfit-of-the-day-girls]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[accras]

Michaela Coel and model Nana Kwasi Wiafe

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom

[redbeardace]

Jumbo Genderfluid Flag

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[twerklina]

[weirdness-is-good]

Vegan pizza

[midgetslayer]

Bottom cuisine

[devon-aoki]

Mariah’s cheat day

[supersophietheartist]

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

[shutyourmoustache]

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

[crisiskode]

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

[sasukourse]

Raising kids without strict gender roles and letting them play with what they want, wear what they want, etc.: 👍👍👍👍👍👍

Raising kids as “genderless”, causing needless confusion and complications for them: 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎