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John sold his soul. A lot. But almost as often, he sold his first born son's soul.
Now, that sounds bad on paper, but if John was being honest with himself, he was never going to have a kid. It felt unimaginably cruel to burden a baby with the weight of having John Constantine as a father. So, what better deal than to sell something that would never exist?
One thing he didn't take into account, was that he was a bloody idiot and the universe hates him.
John met Danny when he was still working independently in Amity Park. They worked together on a couple of cases in and around Amity, the kid was bright despite what his grades would leave you to believe.
It was John that brought up the idea of joining the JLD to Danny, and it was John that submitted a personal recommendation once Danny showed interest.
John helped Danny through moving away from his haunt, he offered the kid a couch to crash on that slowly turned into a bed, and he was never seen at a JLD meeting without a ghostly shadow.
Everything felt perfect, and that honestly should have been John's first red flag.
Now, he was preparing to take a trip down to Hell, because John never bothered to check if those contracts specified blood.
In 2026 I will eat more pancakes.
in 2026 I will prevent Alex from eating pancakes.
Is this how witch wars start?
Begun the Pancake War Has.
I have donned my new wizard hat.
FWIW, we made pancakes yesterday because of this post.
Ah! Allies in the Pancake wars! I thank you for your service.
If you too would like to be a pancake comrade, here is a simple pancake recipe.
I'm realizing from two time zones away, my task may be more difficult than I assumed...
Ha! Time zones are super tricky for witch wars!
I am using the strategic silence of the Witches' Pyramid to obscure my intake in pancakes.
You will never know how many pancakes I have consumed!
I wonder what People Who Really Like Trains liked best before trains. the first sights of the first trains in history must’ve hit those brains like a galaxy going off.
pleased to report that the train-liking toddler now also likes horses
ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.
okay so unnecessary background but i was having a conversation with my friend group about nosebleeds right. and one of them said she'd never had one in her life and that genuinely shocked me but when i polled it close to HALF of them never did??? and i was blindsided because i'd seriously assumed it was a universal experience. a quick google search of the statistics around this corroborated what they said too. so like
have you EVER had a nosebleed in your life?
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they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him
happy phandom truce to @datawyrms 🖤💚
danny dealing with some complicated dehumanizing parent emotions was very fun to explore ❇️ happy holidays!
@secretearthworm delighted to inform you the Danny Phantom fandom has simply never shut up since 2004
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
Apparently 2026 has already begun to arrive. We need to hold the line people. We need to stand our ground. We CANNOT just roll over and allow it to become 2026.
I'm hearing reports that Australia is falling. Hold the line!! Hold the line!!
Honestly, I feel like I'm old and mature enough these days that I don't need to know what the kids' new funny number is supposed to mean. Hell, when I was a child, I wasn't well-read enough to understand why 42 was a funny number, and I just shrugged and moved on. And, as we all remember from our multiplication tables, 42 is just six se
Hey did you know that in 42 years it will be 2067
we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.
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my totally attainable and not at all fantastical new years resolution is to become super rich with no effort and no change to my life at all.
Cool cool what's a new years resolution
ppl lie to themselves on the turn of a new year saying they're gonna do stuff that they absolutely will not
there are a legendary few who actually like, do it, but they are an outlier.
"The average person completes 1 New Years Resolution" stat is skewed by Resolutions georg who completes an average 10,000 New Years Resolutions every night
Resolutions georg is an outlier and should not have been counted
thank you for being weird. if you're weird I love you
I want to add "i feel lemony and insane" to my lexicon.
PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!