[amateur]

[onlytwitterpics]

[wernerwartzhog]

[judyfartland]

the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

[gaypeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[cornythecornsnake]

I remember this one time when i was a kid, someone can to my school to give a speech on addiction. He told us addiction was like not being able to have your favourite candy in the world ever again

as a young kid i couldn’t figure out why my mom choose her “favourite candy” over her family.

I get the idea of his analogy to tell young kids, but god lol

[bob-belcher]

[ngalitzine]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this ajsjdkd

[thisistemporaryiguess]

direct action

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

when i catch my cat eating plastic

[jlaw]

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

Nutter Butter

[koo-koo]

[trefoiled-deactivated20260516]

[hottermelon]

getting paid slightly above minimum wage

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[mydeddyalabama]

*gets let down by a man yet again*