Hollow Purple

25 Gojo is a whore

[bullsfish]

And they were soulmates.

Happy secret santa for @probablytoooldforthis !

[jakeperalta]

I've had enough of society being catered to morning people.. it's time for everything to be pushed back like two hours

[tlirsgender]

Humans are cool and good actually it's just colonialism and capitalism that you're mad at

[tlirsgender]

We're made to tell stories and braid each other's hair and build things and fucking help people and we're just as much part of the earth as all the other living organisms on this bitch y'all just made guns and money and decided the world is something to conquer welcome to my tedtalk

[highly-opinionated-nerd]

Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten.

“That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[weaver-z]

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

[teathattast]

via gracespelman

[randomslasher]

#gender exists purely as an affectionate diminutive

Why is this hiding in the tags

[captainlordauditor]

boy (affectionate)

[twofingerswhiskey]

sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)

[tinyvenusaur]

“Ma’am can I help you?” I say to my cat as she stands on my tit.

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[im-inlovewithmycar]

What are we? Who are we?

[oppa-homeless-style]

G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks

[constanzeofficial]

they piss don’t they

[oppa-homeless-style]

please unfollow me im fucking begging you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sylveonwishes]

types of shiny pokemon

ugly gold

radioactive green

indistinguishable from the regular version

PINK

did they randomize the colors?? why does it look like this???

gold but it's not ugly

the dominant color was replaced with bright purple and the other colors were left basically the same

that one shade of maroon

actually really good and way cooler than the regular version

[sylveonwishes]

examples:

and of course the one that’s entirely personal taste:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mrkanman]

someone: *compliments me*

my hideous brain goblin: no im n–

me, beating the goblin with a stick: no!!! its nice having my positive traits acknowledged!! responding to affirmation by denying it doesn’t make anybody feel good! the goodness in me isn’t always visible to myself, and i won’t put myself down when people see it! i deserve compliments!

[mrkanman]

hideous brain goblin, spitting blood: they’re lying to you to make you feel bet–

me, loading my shotgun: I’ll Feel Better And That’s What Matters, Shitlord. Making Those Assumptions And Festering On Them Will Only Hurt Me And The People Who Genuinely Do Mean Their Compliments. If I Assume The Worst In Praise, I Won’t See The Best In Myself.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

i always get told i look like a bitch bc im always glaring while i walk but im not glaring im squinting i have sensitive eyes theyre watering

[cryptocase]

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Phase 2: country roads

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[stupidusernamepolicy]

@knifesurgeon