Cronus Ampora

[anonyymoose]

went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a “fish” cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing “i wish i was urchin. you’re so fucking urchin”

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[campcrow]

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

[artful-insincerity]

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[mankillercalledbunny]

"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[prospails]

Shout out to Issie for the idea

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[t4tvampireisms]

[unleashedfreakz]

[kitsunetsuki-deactivated2026051]

Playboy Magazine (July 1972)

[healingpuppys]

if u made a grease(the movvie) stimboard it wwould make my day Σ:33

ofc!! i hope you like it!!

grease the movie stimboard

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[chaotictactics]

How long does cronus keep a cigarette in his mouth before taking another one?

Oh i like this question

Okay so the cronus I'm roleplayin right now actually started smoking (thanks to damaras influence) so currently a few hours (2 to 7 hours id like to say) before he smokes it.

However he used to just.... keep the same fuckin cig in his mouth for days like even if the end got all.... God sorry I just realized how fucking rank this guys breath probably is. 😅

Yucky guy all around yuck stinky douchebag.

[ultraeyepiss]

brief cronkri brainrot

[serfuzzypushover]

heheeeh polycule gets piercings :]

[serfuzzypushover]

obvviously

[invertebabe]

Idk about y’all but valentines memes have been my favorite part of the holiday since I was an inappropriately young child on the internet

So I made some cephalopod themed ones for your enjoyment <3

These puns are ones that did not make the cut for our actual Valentine’s Day cards shown in the last image

Purchase them at squidfacts.bigcartel.com <3

[applied-juice]

and the worst sin of all

[prokopetz]

Sometimes you'll see a post that's like "what if every penis on Earth got a boner at the exact same time?", and the next dozen reblogs are people taking the proposed scenario 100% seriously and doing abstruse statistics about it. At this juncture you may be inclined to remark "hey, are we all ignoring the fact that the OP was clearly just a horny shitpost?" This is a foolish impulse; the abstruse statistics are also horny.

[prokopetz]

Like, if somebody hornyposts about a bathtub full of jizz, and the ensuing reblog chain is all pulling up JSTOR articles and screenshotting data tables from peer-reviewed studies about ejaculatory volume and refractory periods and such and constructing elaborate hypotheticals about what the crowd management logistics of organising that many donors in one place would look like, I promise you they're not missing the point. They're even hornier for it than the original poster, and doing math about it is just how they roll.

[coronaryamputee]

Vwhyyyyyyyy am i showvin a notif alert on this blog an not actually SEEIN any alerts. That's. Annoyin.