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Well, try as you might, I'm pretty sure you won't find anything of value here

[gayrandalgraves]

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

[corporalrumjugs]

I would get swatted down like a fly

[sesshomoru]

i watch naruto because i can’t afford therapy

[taxfrauddotcom]

i know this is a joke but an actual psychologist wrote an entire research paper about how u can use naruto as therapy... u can read it here

[ddxcrow]

I just need to clear this up, that's a legitimate link & not a rickroll. I was expecting to get rickrolled & then out loud yelled "what the fuck" because it's a real link to a real australian psychology publication about specifically naruto & therapy

[whitecollargirlfriend]

[corporalrumjugs]

I was expecting to find the article behind a paywall, but I was pleasantly surprised

[dgrayrarepair]

✰ ✰ ✰ Welcome to D.Gray-man RarePair Week ✰ ✰ ✰

It’s time once again to give our less popular ships some love! Please join me in celebrating the fifth year of D.Gray-man RarePair Week!

Create anything you’d like! Fanart, fanvids, fanfiction, edits, headcanons—anything goes! As long as it’s for a rarepair, it’s allowed!

Check this page to determine if your ship is considered a rarepair.

D.Gray-man RarePair Week will be held Oct. 25th - Oct. 29th, 2021. This year’s prompt theme is Celestial!

Day 1 (10/25) – Sun Warmth | Day | Fire | Desert

Day 2 (10/26) – Moon Cold | Night | Mysterious | Ocean

Day 3 (10/27) – Stars Companionship | Glittering | Romance | River

Day 4 (10/28) – Aurora Borealis Ethereal | Dancing | Dark Forests | Illusions

Day 5 (10/29) – Eclipse Betwixt | Cryptic | Shadows | End of Days

Remember to tag all posts with #dgmrarepair2021.

Don’t post until the designated posting dates (but late posts/submissions are more than welcome)!

Message me (Kitty Bandit) if you have any questions or concerns! You can find me on my main blog @kitty-bandit!

[lapetiteshippeuse]

How great !!!

I’m so glad this event finally came this year ! Last year I was so implied in my university studies that I just could post one Allero headcanon :’( (AND I posted it one day late)

I’m happy to finally make up for this disorganization ! ^^

[corporalrumjugs]

I have a dream that one day I'll come across dgm rare pair again and allero won't be on the list

[corporalrumjugs]

Jim Butcher in battle ground be like

[corporalrumjugs]

Breaking out an old Arslan thing I did

[laurabeatrix]

Harry/Murphy size difference

Harry after Blood Rites thinking about Murph’s posterior

Harry during that conversation in Proven Guilty

Harry at the end of Cold Days

Murphy basically always

What Harry/Murphy fans want to see one day

[corporalrumjugs]

What Harry/Murphy fans actually got

[elias-rights]

Imagine this: Your boss... is sexy, evil, murderous, scheming, omniscient, (blushes)... and he likes you (swoons).

[corporalrumjugs]

Wait... Are you talking about God and priests?

[shadowed-lights-elder-scrolls]

You know what the dark brotherhood quest line needs?

After everything is said and done, you could come back and visit Aventus in his home. There you could offer him a place to stay. Maybe not adopt him necessarily, but say he’s having a bad day, or he’s tired of the orphanage, maybe he could just come chill at your house. Play with your kids if you have any. Maybe your significant other would teach him a few things, like they’d be in the backyard shooting at a target or swinging a sword. Maybe you could take him with you every once and a while. Then maybe he’ll show up more and more for longer periods of time. You’d be able to give the kid a childhood with a semi-parental figure, and show him that not all caretakers are necessarily cruel.

[corporalrumjugs]

And you could make him carry your stuff

[just-shower-thoughts]

A successful marriage ends when your partner dies.

[corporalrumjugs]

Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and fifteen traces of other elements.

[bluehairedspidey]

out of touch thursday

[night-dark-woods]

[caption: tom nook and isabelle dancing while out of touch by hall & oates plays.]

[corporalrumjugs]

I don't know who they are, but they seem so stoned

[astraldemise]

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

[astraldemise]

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

[urbanism]

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

[astraldemise]

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

[corporalrumjugs]

And it was a cinematic massterpiece

[docmuerte]

Eye of the Beholder

I’ve never found myself pretty so I made a quick comic that might help others with the same feelings

[arc-gx]

Yes good comic

[corporalrumjugs]

This is basically Harry Dresden

[shitpostingvevo]

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

[mvlti-threxded]

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

[thistlekiss]

@thebibliosphere in light of your curse breaking post recently I thought this would also be a good post for anxious people!

[corporalrumjugs]

Am I the only one that finds the immunity cat will always be with you panel mildly terrifying

[corporalrumjugs]

My sis lost an arm binding Al to this phone case!

[windblownleaf-deactivated202509]

“To drive children into labour is to slaughter artists, to scour deathly all wonder, the flickering dart of imagination eager as finches flitting from branch to branch – all crushed to serve grown-up needs and heartless expectations. The adult who demands such a thing is dead inside, devoid of nostalgia’s bright dancing colours, so smooth, so delicious, so replete with longing both sweet and bitter – dead inside, yes, and dead outside, too. Corpses in motion, cold with the resentment the undead bear towards all things still alive, all things still warm, still breathing.”

— Steven Erikson, Toll the Hounds (The Malazan Book of the Fallen, #8)

[wadey-wilson]

[corporalrumjugs]

That look of despair as he realizes it's no nut november

[namiisreallygay]

Me waiting for Hoshino to break me with this month’s chapter

[corporalrumjugs]

Me waiting for Hoshino