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I made a website to keep track of all my clone ocs (spoiler alert, they're all corries)

It's not fully detailed, but it sure does help keep track of everyone :D

(The front page looks like shit on phone, don't mind that)

Either Supreme Chancellor Squeaks is a puppet leader for Fox or Fox accepts bribes in the form of time with Cody’s General. Either way, Fox gets what he wants (as he should).

he is no puppet leader but like fomo and being spoiled are his biggest weaknesses, Fox is very skilled in the art of manipulating little brothers and very skilled in manipulating chancellors.

You'd think Squeaks would stand no chance against Fox but Fox isnt prepared for how much Squeaks own agenda makes no sense to Fox thus he cant predict it and thus Squeaks is a unpredictable and has gotten the jump on Fox.

but Squeaks has also saved and covered Fox's ass when Fox got impulsive or messed up (Squeaks ascends to save Fox from a bunch of bounty hunters that cornered him in some shenanigans on a charoite of Kenobi auburn hair)

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Now I'm just imagining a tooka-fied Boba Fett desperately struggling to escape one of those Mando Parent side bags (al la Grogu) while Jango just *siiiiips his space smoothie, casually reaches down and wraps his whole ass hand around his kids head, gently but firmly shoving back in the bag* "I TOLD you not to touch it. What did you do the second I turned around?" *muffled feline outrage* "that's what I thought"

Pocket sized son, what will he do? Nothing for he is in pocket jail

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Hilarious thought. The Tooka-ing has rendered MANY a commando TRAGICALLY short. This is unacceptable. How can the LOOM threatingly? Get in people's faces and threaten? Threateningly threaten with THREATS?! They are short and fluffy!

....well, fuck it. They can fix at least ONE of these things?

*walks up to a guy with a very bemused jedi following them, rapidly smacks at the Jedi's shins to be picked up, is held up in the guys face so they can Threaten the guy PROPERLY* "listen here you lil shit, I MAY BE a tooka, but-" >:( 🔪

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They speak in their own secret code😂

moldymuffim

Queen Amidala

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'Another day, another slay.' — Fox, likely

jasminebythebay

you know that thing where younger siblings get away with things older siblings never would've at the same age?

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Fox, addressing the senate: We're offering a new service to prevent you from making any emotionally driven hasty decisions. Many of you have expressed regret over casting votes you wouldn't have with a clear mind. Senator Palpatine has already requested it. Palpatine, standing up: I never agreed to you telling-- Fox, spraying Palpatine with a small water bottle: Bad senator! No! Palpatine sits down. Fox: As you can see, it's highly effective.

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“The view a bit to close to Kamino captain?”

“Better View General”

Oh to have your General sopping wet and laying in your lap.

assiraphales

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

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Oh no! There's been an attack on Supreme Commander Chancellor Squeaks! Thank the Force that Commander Fox was there to protect him with his body! That's what it was, not an attempt on his life, what an absurd idea. Well, obliviously he's going to need a bodyguard now, even when he's being protected on the comfortable seat of Jedi Master Kenobi's lap.

The bodyguard in question would of course couldn't share the seat, how can they keep an eye out for enemies if they were so distracted by the comfy-ness, but the shoulders are a good vantage point!

Perhaps Commander Fox, who did such a good job last time? Or maybe dear Commander Cody, who's used to watching out for unseen dangers?

Or maybe take a note from Naboo and have some body doubles to join Squeaks on Obi-Wan's lap?

Cody hates Coruscant. Using His jedi as a glorified cat tree. Not even saving him a shoulder. Evil Vod.

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Unpopular opinion but I think Palpatine would treat the Coruscant Guard so well -

I know we all love the agast it brings to have them mistreated, but it's Palpatine. He's slimy, and cunning. I think he'd spoil them. Make them seem more important than the other Clones. Yeah the majority of the senators and many of the civilians treat them worse than droids, and they don't get to fight alongside their brothers, but all the more reason to keep these guys happy. Especially Fox, who canonically wants to kill things.

Palpatine wouldn't abuse them. He'd treat them like they were his best men... until he didn't need them anymore. That's how the Chancellor works.

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Just felt that I needed to add that Fox still hates Palpatine. Did Palpatine do anything specially to Fox for him to earn this hatred? No. It's not even like Fox can just tell he's evil. To Fox, Palpatine is fully genuinely a good person, and Fox just hates it.

Fox: (gets called in to the Chancellor's office for a report)

Palpatine: my dear commander, have a seat.

Fox: no

Palpatine: would you care for some caf?

Fox: ... Fine.

Anytime Palpatine overhears some complaints about living/working situations of the CG he's sure step in and make accommodating changes (most where the jedi can see him). From better food rations to new cooling and heating systems, he takes care of the Corries.

Palpatine: think nothing of it commander. After all you do for us, it is merely my duty to see that you and your men are comfortable.

Fox: sir, we're clones-

Palpatine kindly and within earshot of the jedi: you are men.