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Kami / Page - he/they - 23 - theres something deeply wrong with me

[kandavers]

A kissssssss? A fuckin kissss???! Bitch I love you and my dick love you too tf! You touch my arm and my dick get hard. A kiss????!!! When I I see your face my dick get hard! When I hear your voice my dick get hard! When you text me saying "omw" my dick get hard! One time my dick got hard on Tuesday cuz I knew you were coming over on Friday! Don't play with me

[kandavers]

noone paid me 5$ but i drew it anyways LMAO (here it is on my Patreon!)

ps. a little treat for me (and possibly a few others), I gave Xavier a Jacobs Ladder piercing 😋

[corrosivegun]

HAPPY PRIDE & JUNELEB

[sugarladytum]

The kitty and the frog ✨

[top-cheese]

hottest thing a guy can be is a simp. just. a loser. a spineless fool. a total wet wipe of a man.

[top-cheese]

hottest thing a man can be is in love and pathetic about it.

[corrosivegun]

MERMAY CALEBMC!!

ive got so many random ideas for the lore of these two its driving me insane

[corrosivegun]

my crazy lore for them so far

caleb met mc out in the open ocean as young kids he was hunting for food but saw mc trying to hunt she kept failing to catch anything tho

he thinks her pout is cute and catches a fish for her and she gets so happy she gifts him her seashell necklace as thanks and he falls in love immediately

both were kidnapped and kept in a inhumane marine biology lab (ever)

caleb lost his right fin cause he was kept in a large predator tank since he was technically classified as a large predator species even as a kid and the larger creatures in the tank bully him

ever also tried to see if he could live without various organs cause of the myths that mermaids are immortal and that eating mermaid flesh will make a human immortal

eventually mc breaks out after devolping toxins to dispose of her guards and going to free caleb too

as adults they live happily very far away deep in the ocean <3

[corrosivegun]

MERMAY CALEBMC!!

ive got so many random ideas for the lore of these two its driving me insane

[corrosivegun]

the larger and bigger the character

the hotter and more beautiful they are

[sannuiz]

Idk how to explain this crossover.. two miserable cowboys with similar color palettes activated my neurons

[corrosivegun]

meet caleb left!: devotion

meet caleb right!: obsession

[corrosivegun]

hello caleb lovers i bring my humble offer

[bedupolker]

reverse monsterfucker in the sense that i dont want to fuck monsters but rather i have to cling to the hope that someday a kind woman will see something worth loving in me and show me affection even though i'm an unlovable monstrous creature living at the fringes of society yfm

[yeehawpim]

happy whumptober

I can't personally stomach the extreme ends of whump anymore, but I'm glad that they existed and continue to exist Examining why I became sad at certain fanfics helped me get around dissociating the second I tried to think of trauma thanks to all the fanfic writers out there

[thedankmemes]

[jaoxn]

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

[corrucyst]

whys this a bulk reblog

[katelyn-danger]

3 for 1 deal

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up