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[fandom-wind]

I remember the days when I shipped them...

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

I still do.

They’re cute!

[never-obsolete]

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Game Boy Advance startup sound

[catgirldick]

Robot girl wakes up from a nap w a big yawn but this sound plays from her vocal speakers instead

[junkfoodcinemas]

Undercover Brother (2002) dir. Malcolm D. Lee

[raakhti]

what is HAPPENING

[moonglade-poetess]

Hey guys, with so much love, and as someone with an actual English degree:

Please just use Sparknotes if you're going to do this. I get it. I do. But chatgpt or other genAI shit doesn't actually know what's important for you to know, and in some cases it might fully make shit up. Use sparknotes. Failing that, talk to someone who did read it. I'm begging.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

oh my god, there's whole books series that ALREADY do that. Have they never heard of the No Fear series published by Sparknotes? It puts a plain everyday english translation on the opposite page from the original text, plus character lists with descriptions and helpful commentary.

stop using AI for things that already exist!

[punnifullife]

tt03 robstar doodles

[cesiscribbles]

OK

WILD IDEA

Imagine a Good Omens Pirate AU

BUT IN A TREASURE PLANET UNIVERSE (if you are not familiar with that movie it's pretty much sailing ships IN SPAAACE)

I had an old TP video game in the early 2000s that I really loved and today I found out it's on Steam! So I got it for a few bucks and started to gather some references for this AU idea:

So it pretty much Pirate Crowley meets Royal Navy Aziraphale and I imagined that those could be their ships. Not sure about the story yet but I'd like to mix some plot points from the movie with the story missions of the game (that probably no one knows XDD)

If you are wondering the game is called Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon (for those who are curious and wanna get the game, don't expect too much. It's a super old game and 75% of the game is just waiting while your ship travels from A to B. But as kid I absolutely LOVED that game to bits and even now it holds so much nostalgia 🙈)

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[the-ultimate-puppeteer]

Lmao I love this

[misanthropemom]

Saw this on one of my rare visits to Facebook hell. Thought y'all would want to know

[cacodaemonia]

I just checked this info and the US FDA's (food and drug administration) website is the first thing that comes up, so it's legit. This page has more details, including what food products commonly have xylitol in them, and it states:

XYLITOL is a sweetener that is found in a wide range of products. It might also go by other names, including wood sugar, birch sugar, and birch bark extract.

[merryweathercomics]

Playing with Death

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[gojira007]

almost didn’t reblog this and then that last one made me start cackling like a madman

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[furbearingbrick]

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

[vulpinehopes]

I want this post everywhere

[ahsjdkflgl]

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

[somebodylost-chan]

Ooh, interesting historical note.

[floralharjuku]

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

[howlingday]

Cesare Borgia, the guy propaganda’d as a sister-banger?

[compiler-specific]

[doggendoodle]

everybody say thank you lain

[thelandofmemes]

[savaralyn2]

Dungeon Meshi - Happy New Year 2024!

[merryweathercomics]

The Suspicious Alley

[superchat]

[animepopheart]

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