Coldly Commanding Your ---Existence

AU Bloodswap/Speciesswap[After A Twisted Fashion] Tyrian!Karkat [Karkat Peixes] M!A: None

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

Sorry for not being on. In the middle of a rather large move between states. Have been on the road for the past 4 days. Am settling into new home now. Will be back within a day or two.

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[corruptivegenetics-blog]

Please, plenty of poor ignorant souls leave t)(eir )(ives on a regular basis. Most of t)(em end up slaug)(tered.

I just don’t pike leaving, anwave. )(aven’t in a long w)(ale. T)(ere’s nofin wrong wit)( t)(at.

[elderknightofblood]

*SQUINTS VERY HARD AT* ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT A SOLLUX OR A CAPTOR? I’VE KNOWN A LOT OF THEM, AND THIS SOUNDS MORE LIKE WHAT THEY’D SAY THAN WHAT I EXPECT FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU. 

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

Cod it's not like it's a )(ard t)(ing to fucking understand! I just don't like going outside anymoor. Is t)(at a crime all of a sudden? I'm not R---ERQUIR---ED TO ---EXPLAIN MY REASONINGS FOR DECIDING TO R---EMAIN INSID---E MY )(IV---E RAT)(---ER T)(AN STEP OUT INTO ANOT)(---ER ALT---ERNIAN NIG)(T TO YOU!

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

It’s not beac)(ing so muc)( as I’m just bored. I’d rat)(er not )(ave to go back and do t)(e t)(ings I’m ‘required’ to do rig)(t now. I don’t efin want to leave t)(e )(ive, and normally I’d )(ave enoug)( stimulus wit)( just t)(e servants but t)(ey’ve all seemed to )(ave disappeared.

Waterever. Still seems pike a foolis)( t)(ing to do.

[elderknightofblood]

GEE, I WONDER WHY THAT MIGHT BE. WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND NOT WANTING TO LEAVE THEIR HIVES? WHAT’S SO AWFUL ABOUT THE OUTSIDE THAT IT NEEDS TO BE AVOIDED LIKE THE VAST GLUB?

ONE THOUSAND PERCENT AGREED.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

Please, plenty of poor ignorant souls leave t)(eir )(ives on a regular basis. Most of t)(em end up slaug)(tered.

I just don't pike leaving, anwave. )(aven't in a long w)(ale. T)(ere's nofin wrong wit)( t)(at.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

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[corruptivegenetics-blog]

W)(at type of frond makes more food t)(an )(e )(as people available to s)(are?

Or moby I just don’t understand t)(e w)(ole baking t)(ing. It’s naut reely anyfin I needed to learn. Or still need to learn.

Good luck finding people to s)(are t)(ose wit)( t)(en.

[elderknightofblood]

DON’T LOOK AT ME. I’M JUST REPEATING WHAT HE SAID. I DON’T GET IT EITHER, AND I WORK AT A FUCKING BAKERY. BY DEFINITION, WE HAVE TO HAVE SOME EXCESS IN ORDER TO SELL IT, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT HE DID WAS JUST SHEER IDIOCY.

I’M NOT REALLY TRYING. I ALSO FIGURED IF I ASKED YOU, MAYBE YOU’D BITCH LESS ABOUT PEOPLE NOT TALKING TO YOU.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

It's not beac)(ing so muc)( as I'm just bored. I'd rat)(er not )(ave to go back and do t)(e t)(ings I'm 'required' to do rig)(t now. I don't efin want to leave t)(e )(ive, and normally I'd )(ave enoug)( stimulus wit)( just t)(e servants but t)(ey've all seemed to )(ave disappeared.

Waterever. Still seems pike a foolis)( t)(ing to do.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

 ELDERKNIGHTOFBLOOD SAID: IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS?

I’m naut suspicious. I just don’t see t)(e relevence of t)(at type of question.

T)(e answer t)(oug)( is no. I’m naut reely a baked confection type of troll.

[elderknightofblood]

A FRIEND OF MINE APPARENTLY DECIDED THE THING TO DO WAS BAKE A HORDE OF COOKIES, EXCEPT HE DOESN’T HAVE A HORDE OF PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM TO. (YES, HE’S DUMB.) I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL ASK.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

W)(at type of frond makes more food t)(an )(e )(as people available to s)(are?

Or moby I just don't understand t)(e w)(ole baking t)(ing. It's naut reely anyfin I needed to learn. Or still need to learn.

Good luck finding people to s)(are t)(ose wit)( t)(en.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

 ELDERKNIGHTOFBLOOD SAID: IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS?

I'm naut suspicious. I just don't see t)(e relevence of t)(at type of question.

T)(e answer t)(oug)( is no. I'm naut reely a baked confection type of troll.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

DO YOU LIKE COOKIES?

W)(y do you want to minnow?

[paperseverywhere]

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[corruptivegenetics-blog]

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[inboxideas]

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[inboxideas]

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[corruptivegenetics-blog]

S)(ello and water do you want.

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

T)(at’s water I t)(oug)(t. T)(oug)( Jaeken’s really glubbing nice. Prawnestly I don’t efin know w)(y I egged Serket on.

)(u)(. Funny. Some of t)(ose names sounds pike some of t)(e trolls I know. Vantas and Serket reely.

…if t)(ey’re t)(e same type of complete bass)(oles t)(at I deal wit)( I mig)(t just krill you to see t)(eir expressions…

Or naut. W)(o knows?

[birdblogging-deactivated2013090]

lets go with the not

john and jade aren’t assholes

besides i cut off contact with them a while ago

you kill me and the only ones who are gonna know is anyone i’ve spoken to on here

besides i cheated death before i won’t like it but i’ll see if i can do it again

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

T)(e names just sounded familiar. I don't minnow if t)(ey could be weird naut troll alternates or pike w)(at else.

Conche-idering t)(at I've met a mutant version of mys)(ellf I am naut too skeptical t)(at t)(ere is some weird and messed up alternate version of Serket and Vantas.

Was t)(is cut on contact willingly? W)(y would you want to do t)(at? I mean I can understand if you don't desire to risk any backstabbing. T)(at is mostly w)(y I quit being Serket's frond alt)(oug)( )(e still annoys me.

W)(ale not lately.

C)(eated deat)(? )(ow?

[corruptivegenetics-blog]

☣,Ü, ☃ (More for Kankri, but it works for Karkat too), †

W)(at on eart)( are you?A Troll. W)(at else.

I don’t minnow )(ow to eelW)(ale t)(at’s your problem.

DO—-ES NOT COMPUT—-EYea)( )(e does t)(at to a lot of fins.

Ya’ll need JesusW)(o t)(e s)(ell is t)(is Jesus and w)(y do I need t)(em?